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in this Bournemouth side upfield, Tain in a more central holding midfield, attacking midfield if you like, where he has to get up and down the pitch.

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I felt that he couldn't struggle at first, didn't he, in a Bournemouth shirt.

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He's a really secure place, but now he's a key fit, he's a fantastic player.

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That's the driving force in that midfield for Bournemouth.

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We're live. Good stuff.

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Are you getting on?

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Welcome back to the kitchen, where I'm hoping to create a brand new dish of spicy noodles.

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New in the sense that it's a dish that I'm creating, but very not new in the sense that I have created that dish before on a stream.

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But there were a few Moaning Michaels out there saying that it was a bit of a salty affair,

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and that it was...

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The egg wasn't to everyone's taste.

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And...

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I think that I can improve on it by making it in a different kind of way.

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Adding the ingredients at different moments in the dish.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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And you might be thinking, why can't you just make something new?

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I mean, what's the story there?

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That's a little bit of a...

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A cop-out.

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You know, and you're not putting in any effort.

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And also, it's Christmas.

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Can you not be making something Christmas-themed?

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Well, I mean, it's not Christmas yet anyways.

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But the spicy noodle soup, I think, is probably one of the greatest dishes known to man.

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And a lot of people were saying the last day as well, there's nothing, you know, Chinese about it.

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There was nothing Asian about it.

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But I mean, I was taught that dish by a real-life Chinese person.

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Like, I saw them cook the fucking thing right in front of me.

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Sorry about the swearing there.

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But whatever the weather, it's great to see United getting beat of a Sunday.

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It really warms the heart, especially when the weather is beginning to get a bit cold.

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But I did see there on the weather that it's going to be nice and mild for the next couple of days anyway.

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Well, over Christmas it's going to be nice and mild.

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It's going to be wet and windy and miserable today and tomorrow.

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But Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are going to be a mild affair.

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The temperature is getting up to about 12 or 13.

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And then the only, the basement temperature is 9.

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So that's lovely.

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It's lovely to have that on the horizon.

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mild days of course.

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Neil conducive to getting out and about as well.

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So I'm not going to promise anything.

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But let's just see how we get on with that anyway.

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Thomas is short to pick it up.

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Somebody has tipped there.

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A few people.

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Thank you very much, lads.

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Martinez.

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Real life Chinese person.

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Thank you very much.

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Welcome, Thomas.

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Season's greetings.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Real life Chinese person.

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And Matty C.

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Tommy Bourdain.

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Over here.

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Thank you very much.

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Omar.

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Thank you.

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And Sean Heffernan.

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Thank you very much.

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Happy Sunday.

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What do you make of City's downfall?

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It's interesting.

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To say the least.

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You'd feel a bit.

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You'd feel a bit.

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Bad for a.

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Pepsi Cola.

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Because.

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He's always had a bit of pep in his step.

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And then I saw there was a bit of self beating.

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He was.

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Scratching his face off there a few weeks ago.

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And he.

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Busted himself in the nose.

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In the schnozzle box.

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And I thought that was sad.

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You know.

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It's sad to see a man.

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Beating his.

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Beating his head.

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Scratching his face off.

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You know.

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But he came out and he said that.

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You know.

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He said I've been.

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I've been doing it to myself.

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I'm a bad man.

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I'm a bad man.

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And then they had to release a statement.

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Saying those.

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It was a terrible bit of self harming.

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It should not be.

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It should be promoting the self harm.

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Which is not great.

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You know.

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I don't think he was.

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I don't think he was promoting the self harm.

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Like you know.

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I think he was.

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He was joking.

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And having a laugh about it.

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But you know.

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It's.

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It's no laughing matter then.

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There might be a few lads at home.

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Watching Pepsi Cola.

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Scratching his face off.

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And then.

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You know.

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When push comes to shove.

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They might scratch their faces off as well.

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And then you're left with a.

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And then you're left with what.

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You're left with a.

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At Christmas time.

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Someone with no face.

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Or a face with a load of scratches on.

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You don't want to be going around and.

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Seeing relatives and.

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Oh United nearly got something there.

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They'll bring in.

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They'll bring in Garnaccio on.

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After he was left out the last day.

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The new fella Amaretto.

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The boss of United.

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He left them out.

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Said they weren't doing the gods on us.

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So.

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He's put them on the cooler.

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And Rashford wants to leave as well.

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Rashford wants to leave as well.

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But he has been up and.

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He's been.

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Not.

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He's not hitting his form.

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You know.

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Not hitting the form that we know he's capable of.

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Gragaski.

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Thank you very much.

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Shout out to Big Katie.

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See.

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She's slagging away.

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Making a fly up.

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For the lads.

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All the best time.

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Higgish Mals.

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How are you?

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Thank you very much.

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Merry Christmas to you.

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How are you Tommy?

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Season's greetings to you.

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Season's greetings to you as well.

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Tommy.

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What are you doing for Hanukkah this year?

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I had planned to head over to Israel.

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But.

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That was a plan I had there.

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A few years ago.

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It's not happening now anyway.

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Not with the way things are looking out.

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Awful bit of business.

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Crazy bit of business.

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I wanted to get the real.

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Full.

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Hanukkah experience.

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Tel Aviv.

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Pots of hummus.

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The whole ball game.

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But I don't think it's happening.

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And.

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And even if it was.

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It'd probably come on.

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Under some awful shtick for that.

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Even though.

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I mean.

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If you look at Jerusalem.

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That's the.

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The cradle hold.

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Of three different religions.

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You know.

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It doesn't mean that you're going over there to.

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To get.

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You know.

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All Judaistic about things.

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You know.

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You could be going there.

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As a kind of a cultural trip.

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Wanted to see how things are going on.

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But.

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It would feel probably a little bit.

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Morally.

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Iffy.

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Iffy.

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A bit morally iffy.

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To be.

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You know.

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Patronizing it.

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Patronizing the place.

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While that kind of shtuff is going on.

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Of course.

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It could really maybe have been a bit dodgy.

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To have been doing it anyway.

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When that stuff wasn't going on.

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You know.

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The big black cube.

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I might go and see that big black cube.

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Over in Mecca.

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For Hanukkah.

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Over in Saudi Arabia.

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That looks like it could be a bit of crack.

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I think they do a bit of rocking around the Christmas tree.

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But they call it rocking around.

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The big black black.

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Mecca time tonight.

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Santa's coming down.

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The chimney.

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So.

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Hope there ain't she.

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I'm not sure actually.

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Whether or not.

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They do.

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Celebrate.

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The big.

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Rotund.

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Gift master himself.

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Known as Santiballs.

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Over in Mecca.

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But they do have.

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A big black cube there.

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And that looks fantastic as well.

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But.

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I don't know if Quib was saying there.

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The big black cube.

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Is that.

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Is that a Judaistic.

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Is that in Jerusalem as well.

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Is that in Israel as well.

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Or.

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It was my understanding.

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That it was.

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A mechanistic.

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Mechano set.

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Over in Saudi Arabia.

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Now.

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Real life Chinese person.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Anti-Trackner.

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Great to see you back Tom.

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Shenmue festive noodle special again.

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On Appetit.

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Thank you.

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Arthur's three in one.

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Thank you.

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And.

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Vrugaski.

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Manx Skyboy.

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Thank you very much.

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For your tip.

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All the best.

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And.

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We'll be thinking about you in Djorby.

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That goes.

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You're bringing me back.

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We're bringing me back.

285
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:40,760
Now.

286
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,400
To Djorby.

287
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:41,900
Which is.

288
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,360
A lovely part of.

289
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,500
The Isle of Man.

290
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,720
If anybody's ever gone.

291
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:46,920
Or.

292
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,780
Thinking about going.

293
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,920
Get yourself over to Djorby.

294
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:50,960
There's a.

295
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,580
A go-kart track there.

296
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:53,880
And then.

297
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,980
You can get the bus then.

298
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,820
Back to Laxey.

299
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,280
And.

300
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,780
Go and have a look at the wheel.

301
00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:58,920
And have a few pints.

302
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,860
And then head down to Douglas.

303
00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,220
And get the flight back then.

304
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:02,500
You know.

305
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,320
Schgav.

306
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,420
Thank you very much.

307
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,520
Happy Christmas.

308
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,920
Do you reckon the nephew will fire up Warzone any time?

309
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,780
Penalty to United.

310
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,020
I think he might do.

311
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:14,240
Yeah.

312
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:14,480
But.

313
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,580
Apparently it's in a bad old state.

314
00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,220
The whole Warzone.

315
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:17,900
People are.

316
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:18,860
Cheating left.

317
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,100
Right.

318
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:19,580
And centre.

319
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:19,980
And.

320
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,240
There's all sorts of shenanigans.

321
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:22,540
And.

322
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,380
Monkey business going on.

323
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:24,680
Like.

324
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,640
I don't know whether or not it's even.

325
00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,440
In a playable state.

326
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,140
But.

327
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,440
Probably it's playable.

328
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:31,800
You know.

329
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,380
I think he.

330
00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,380
He went on about this before.

331
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,000
Maybe that's just people who are just.

332
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,420
Too into the.

333
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,340
To the professionalism of the game.

334
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,960
To enjoy it.

335
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:42,200
You know.

336
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,620
Thank you very much there.

337
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,320
Anyway.

338
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,920
NATO Human Resources.

339
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,300
And Skellington.

340
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,200
Crazy decision.

341
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,380
Thank you very much there.

342
00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,320
Judge Judith.

343
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:58,560
Scheindlin.

344
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,380
And Santimony.

345
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,820
Very very kind of you there.

346
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,880
And to Jackie.

347
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,000
Barrett Lynch.

348
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,420
And none other than Mr.

349
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,060
C.D.

350
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:07,520
Ram.

351
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,320
Compact disc.

352
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,320
Ram bomb.

353
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,600
Thank you very much for your tip.

354
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,860
Very very kind of you lads.

355
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,300
Hopefully I can keep up with you now.

356
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,880
Who's the penalty to here?

357
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,640
Let me just see.

358
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,040
It's.

359
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,200
Bournemouth.

360
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:21,240
Bournemouth.

361
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:21,600
Bournemouth.

362
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,220
Bournemouth.

363
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:22,240
Bournemouth.

364
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,300
Have another.

365
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,520
Spat kick.

366
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:26,800
United.

367
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,140
Old Trafford.

368
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:28,940
Are about to go.

369
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,360
2-0 down to the Bournemouth boys.

370
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,340
Lads who have come.

371
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,440
Up to.

372
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:34,560
Lancashire.

373
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:34,900
From.

374
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,780
The South Couch.

375
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,300
That's.

376
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,880
Interesting to see.

377
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,180
How are you Thomas?

378
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,500
Could you wish my man.

379
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,340
Jimmy Blood.

380
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,320
A Merry Christmas.

381
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,540
As a gift from.

382
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,500
Myself to himself.

383
00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,240
That's a.

384
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:50,840
Fantastic gift.

385
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,600
To you there.

386
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:52,660
Jimmy.

387
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:53,720
Blood.

388
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,000
I hope you're getting on well.

389
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:55,920
And you've a lovely name.

390
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:56,640
Jimmy Blood.

391
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,040
Sound like a.

392
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,960
You sound like a thoroughly nice chap.

393
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,200
And not a gangster.

394
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,860
Definitely not a.

395
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,460
It's a goal for Bournemouth.

396
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,560
That's 2-0 to the.

397
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,240
To the Bournemouth boys.

398
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,440
The Cherry boys.

399
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,220
The Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

400
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,040
Remember that band.

401
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,020
And United are busted again.

402
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:24,260
Look.

403
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,300
At Christmas time.

404
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,740
United are busted again.

405
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,560
At Christmas time.

406
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,120
Winds it up.

407
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,060
And dispatches it.

408
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,480
Top left bin.

409
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,760
Let's have a look at the penalty.

410
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:46,620
Oh.

411
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,680
They were saying it was offside.

412
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:48,420
Before it got to the.

413
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,700
Surely that would have been checked in VAR.

414
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,160
Too late now.

415
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,920
Too late baby.

416
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,100
Sorry.

417
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,720
It's too late baby.

418
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,620
Now it's too late.

419
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:07,900
Oh.

420
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,120
It's too late.

421
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,480
Oh yeah, was it? That was a definite penalty.

422
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,060
Definite penalty anyway.

423
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,040
But I mean, the problem is with United.

424
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:29,860
You can't be relying on fucking offsides that were meant to be called 20 minutes ago.

425
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,660
The real work should have started before they had fucking scored.

426
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,480
The real work should have started with United.

427
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,820
With them scoring a goal first.

428
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,120
Do you get me?

429
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,860
It sounds simple, but that's the name of the game.

430
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,580
That's the nature.

431
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:49,000
It's no use trying for your Gengen press or your playing out in the back.

432
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,520
Or your fucking flying windbacks.

433
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,500
Interchangeable, interlockable spurs.

434
00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,220
You need to get the ball into the back of the Union sack.

435
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:07,160
And then and only then can we look at the situation.

436
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,120
They're looking juicy again here.

437
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,860
They're in again.

438
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:11,980
Pull it back.

439
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:12,760
It's real.

440
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:18,900
Oh yeah.

441
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:22,060
They are full of festive cheer in Old Trafford.

442
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:33,260
You couldn't write a script as funny as that at Christmas.

443
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,660
You really couldn't.

444
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,340
Jingle bells, jingle bollocks.

445
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:49,920
Thank you very much there, CD Ram and Big House and Conrad.

446
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:50,820
Thank you very much.

447
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,620
I hope you're getting on well.

448
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,720
Now, Laghana to you, Tommy.

449
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,560
Hope you and friends have a lovely one.

450
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:02,040
Thank you very much, Mr. Conrad.

451
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,460
And Santi, thank you very much.

452
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,820
Merry Christmas from the States.

453
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:06,740
Schnuffles.

454
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,620
Very, very kind of you, Schnuff.

455
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,580
And Lisa loves Tommy.

456
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,020
How are you?

457
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,660
Have a pint of plain on me.

458
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,680
I won't be drinking anything, actually.

459
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,020
I'm off the drink.

460
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,620
But I'm happy.

461
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,560
But it's...

462
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:31,360
Maybe I'll have a sniff or a stout at Christmas.

463
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:32,980
On Christmas Day.

464
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,780
Merry Christmas, Tommy.

465
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,720
Have a pint of plain on me.

466
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:37,940
Thanks for getting me through the year.

467
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,000
Hope to see you back in the bus for Christmas special.

468
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,060
Thank you very much.

469
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:42,940
Chris D.

470
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,640
Thank you very much.

471
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,920
I've just eaten a few Christmas party treats.

472
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:48,780
Solo.

473
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,780
Otherwise, I'd be trying to follow along with a bit of cooking.

474
00:16:56,940 --> 00:17:00,600
They're going on about tension around the stadium.

475
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,020
There are nachos coming back.

476
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,960
And it's straight into the keeper's hands.

477
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,140
Kepa.

478
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,440
Here is a Balaga.

479
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,320
Balenciaga.

480
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,940
Thank you very much, though.

481
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:16,660
Chris D.

482
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:17,800
I hope they're getting on well.

483
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,540
But I mean, I'm happy.

484
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,740
But I'd still love to sass, you know.

485
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,660
I fucking love to sass.

486
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,660
Just thinking about it now.

487
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:44,500
It's proving to be a difficult day at the office for Manchester United for those...

488
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,160
I wonder if...

489
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:51,160
If the zeros...

490
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,240
Do you know the...

491
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,880
Non-alcoholic...

492
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
Stout.

493
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,100
Would that still be bad for the stomach?

494
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,380
Do you know what...

495
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,640
The makeup, the ingredients of it...

496
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,600
Minus alcohol.

497
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,340
Would it...

498
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,020
Would it...

499
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,300
Would it be okay for the stomach or not?

500
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:18,300
Thank you very much...

501
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,780
For the tips, lads.

502
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:20,620
Larry Schlug.

503
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,520
Very, very kind, yeah.

504
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,540
Too hungover for the match, you see.

505
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,600
And Mary Ariel.

506
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:26,660
Thank you very much.

507
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,840
Very kind, yeah.

508
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,740
Happy Christmas to you.

509
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,240
And...

510
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,720
Thanks for the great streams.

511
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:32,960
Throughout the year.

512
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,060
Thank you very much for the tip.

513
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,320
Very kind, yeah.

514
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,700
Better, but maybe not great.

515
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,180
Says Jackie regarding that in the chat.

516
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:43,880
Okay, yeah.

517
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,360
Just back home now after sauce.

518
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,300
No regrets, but also don't do it.

519
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,380
Don't do it.

520
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,120
You're looking great.

521
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,620
Pumping out great stuff.

522
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,640
Really miss it though, you know.

523
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,300
Feels like I've lost...

524
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,180
A good friend.

525
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,180
Do you know?

526
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,060
And, uh...

527
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:12,820
I'm feeling...

528
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,000
I'm feeling...

529
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Like it's getting...

530
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,000
It's getting...

531
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,460
Easier.

532
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,000
But at the same time...

533
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
It's not because...

534
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,700
You know how good it...

535
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,760
The good times are rolling.

536
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,000
When the good times are rolling...

537
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,660
Life is going good as well.

538
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,540
I've had the...

539
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:39,880
I've had the zeroes, Tops.

540
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,340
I have...

541
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,700
I know you're saying that's unreal.

542
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,560
I like it.

543
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,160
You know, I mean...

544
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,540
It's good to have it.

545
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,560
Just...

546
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,540
Haven't had it...

547
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,720
In a long while.

548
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,460
I've just...

549
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,880
I've gone on a blanket ban.

550
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,740
But Christmas is the season of supping.

551
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,640
We'll just...

552
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,880
We'll see how we get on.

553
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,560
We'll look.

554
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,220
We'll take it.

555
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,040
We'll play it by ear.

556
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,760
But it's just...

557
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,440
Christmas has never been Christmas.

558
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,380
Without the sauce.

559
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,760
For the last...

560
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:13,660
You know...

561
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,140
Since I can remember being alive.

562
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,840
To be honest.

563
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,960
Thank you very much.

564
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,220
Four pack of zeroes.

565
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,260
Very, very kind of you.

566
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:27,380
Look...

567
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:27,900
I'm...

568
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,720
I'm...

569
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,880
I'm very envious here.

570
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,460
I'm proud of you.

571
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,680
I really am.

572
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,420
I think you've...

573
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,060
I think you've...

574
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:37,660
You've done well.

575
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,780
I'm envious.

576
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:39,680
I'm jealous here.

577
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,800
I really am.

578
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,060
I really am.

579
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,240
Are you in Ballyharness?

580
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,920
I was earlier on, bro.

581
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:51,580
Did you see me?

582
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,900
I was in the harness.

583
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,900
Ballyhappiness.

584
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,900
I was...

585
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,460
Meeting a friend.

586
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,440
Richie Pies.

587
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,060
And he had a big...

588
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060
Massive...

589
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,060
Couple of bags...

590
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,380
Of turf for me.

591
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:16,800
For free.

592
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,280
That was his Christmas gift.

593
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,580
And actually he did owe me...

594
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:25,580
Money.

595
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,540
Money.

596
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,680
So it wasn't really a gift.

597
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:30,500
He just said...

598
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,580
Will you take the turf...

599
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,480
Off me hands then?

600
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,420
He said...

601
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,000
No problem.

602
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,680
What you done is done.

603
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,000
And can't be on done.

604
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,960
But I can't...

605
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
I shouldn't really be glorifying...

606
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,960
Such bad...

607
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,960
Practices now...

608
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,160
As burning turf...

609
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,960
Because...

610
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,720
You'll get into all sorts of trouble...

611
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,960
With the...

612
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,120
The green crowd.

613
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,020
The green agendas.

614
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,580
United are piss-balling...

615
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,880
About looking for scraps.

616
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,580
Thank you very much...

617
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,180
Our Kev Collins.

618
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,340
What are your views on...

619
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,300
Tottenham Hotspur's...

620
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,080
Gung-ho style.

621
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,200
I think it's a...

622
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,480
It's a great bit of business.

623
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:15,800
When they...

624
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,800
When they work...

625
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,220
They work.

626
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,860
When they don't...

627
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,260
They don't.

628
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:19,580
But you know...

629
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,680
You never know...

630
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,360
What you're going to get.

631
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,080
And...

632
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,320
Don't they play Liverpool...

633
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Later on?

634
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:26,340
I...

635
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:27,360
And that's...

636
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:27,980
That's...

637
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,760
That's Spurs night.

638
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,260
So...

639
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,260
I think...

640
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,800
I don't think...

641
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,480
It'll be a draw.

642
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,040
It'll be a win for Spurs...

643
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,880
Or a win for Liverpool.

644
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,680
It'll be like a...

645
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,300
They'll collapse.

646
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,760
It'll be like 4-3...

647
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,620
To Liverpool, baby.

648
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,520
Spurs will probably go...

649
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,200
1-0 up.

650
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:48,920
Or 2-0 up.

651
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,280
Or something.

652
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,180
And then Liverpool...

653
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,080
Win for 3.

654
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,740
Or they might not.

655
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,840
Liverpool might hammer them.

656
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,320
4-0.

657
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,420
That's what I'm thinking.

658
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,100
But...

659
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,560
Your man...

660
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,320
Pashto Caglu.

661
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,120
He's...

662
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,400
He's a bit of a maverick.

663
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:06,960
Like, you know...

664
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,400
He...

665
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,900
He doesn't take any shit.

666
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,840
He has...

667
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,420
He can get a tune out of a team.

668
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:12,660
Alright.

669
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:14,580
Um...

670
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,120
And he's old...

671
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:18,740
He's old school.

672
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:19,220
Like, you know...

673
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,000
He doesn't...

674
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,560
He doesn't mince his words.

675
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,000
He just gets the job done.

676
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,320
And...

677
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,000
It was great to see them...

678
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,800
During the week there.

679
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,000
I know it was only League Cup but...

680
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,000
But...

681
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
San getting that goal from the corner was...

682
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,460
Was a special little situation as well.

683
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:40,140
And...

684
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,920
I didn't see the game myself.

685
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,920
I just saw...

686
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,240
The goals on Sky News.

687
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,020
But...

688
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,240
But...

689
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:47,240
But...

690
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,120
Your man...

691
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,020
Cool Lisefsky...

692
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,840
Is a great player.

693
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,020
They've got some good players.

694
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:55,980
They've got a good set up.

695
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,220
How are you getting on there?

696
00:23:59,220 --> 00:23:59,840
Jimmy Blood.

697
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,960
Thank you very much there.

698
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,400
You've tipped...

699
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,600
Thanks for the shout out Tommy.

700
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,340
Please tell Big Haas I love him.

701
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,680
Call him a plum bus.

702
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,100
I don't know what that is.

703
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,380
Hopefully it's not a bad word.

704
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,940
I did see Francis...

705
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:10,940
Said a...

706
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,320
What somebody was called in the chat the other day.

707
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,940
It turned out to be a piece of racist...

708
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,140
Terminology.

709
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:19,040
Which was...

710
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:19,600
An...

711
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,500
An Italian-American...

712
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,600
Bad word.

713
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:23,520
And...

714
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,480
He apologised for it.

715
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:26,920
And he banned the fella.

716
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:29,700
And I apologise.

717
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,500
I apologise for him as well.

718
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,800
Thank you very much...

719
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,680
For the tip Jimmy Blood.

720
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,780
And Hanley Man.

721
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,800
Thank you very much Hanley Man.

722
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,740
And you've done too much crime son.

723
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,640
Thank you very much.

724
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,300
You're a legend.

725
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,780
Without any sauce.

726
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:48,420
Fuck.

727
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,280
Emma Jello.

728
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,860
Trying to spice things up.

729
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,800
But it wasn't going to happen for me.

730
00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,440
Thank you very much.

731
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:00,300
Tommy.

732
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,920
Get some bottles of shlur.

733
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:02,840
And enjoy yourself.

734
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:05,140
Do you know I'm not really asked about that...

735
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,440
That stuff that...

736
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,960
Replaces the alcohol.

737
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,280
Although I had a kombucha the other day.

738
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:13,020
Because the doctor has said to...

739
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,020
Try and...

740
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,520
Look at my stomach.

741
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,280
As a...

742
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:17,560
As a...

743
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,620
A brand new...

744
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620
Person.

745
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,860
And that you want that person to do well.

746
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,060
By giving it the best in life.

747
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,260
So...

748
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,300
Have only good stuff to eat.

749
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,900
And only good stuff to drink.

750
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,340
And he's saying...

751
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,920
Get rid of the coffee.

752
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,860
Get rid of the tea.

753
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,820
Get rid of the alcohol.

754
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,060
And it's hard to really get rid of tea.

755
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:40,540
Because it's...

756
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,240
I mean...

757
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,720
You need to give me something.

758
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:44,760
You need to...

759
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,940
Is what I said to the doctor.

760
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:46,400
I said...

761
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,560
You need to give me something.

762
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:48,900
He said...

763
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,760
I'm giving you advice.

764
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:49,780
I'm giving you advice.

765
00:25:50,780 --> 00:26:11,860
and you know it's tough because where did you get that pep in the step you know where is that pep in the step then you've done too much crime thank you jack thank you very much very very kind of you jack

766
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:38,320
pump out the non-alcoholic stout boys thanks for the streams daddy thank you very much and paul mescal thank you very much paul mescal doing well for yourself up there in hollyfield tam will you be seeing the son declin over the christmas i'll see him on skype we do a christmas call on skype we we chat to each other on that and he shows me his family and

767
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:56,640
and the weather outside it's scorching it's usually scorching and uh we'll be calling usually make that call up around 9 or 10 pm

768
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:05,680
thank you very much though jack and to david scallard

769
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,120
you're a gentleman in scallard

770
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:20,420
and blue loop will you be seeing the runaway gimp this season time i miss the fella i've never seen him i've heard a lot about him

771
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:28,460
did you see the story about the police over in england they caught a gimp in somerset and he was crawling around the place

772
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:32,580
i wonder if we can we might be able to get that up there let me see if we can get to find that

773
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:35,620
uh somerset gimp

774
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:39,340
somerset

775
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:42,500
gimp

776
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:47,340
oh we need to accept cookies first before we search for the gimp

777
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:50,780
somerset

778
00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:54,220
gimp now

779
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,580
put that footage of the gimp is that

780
00:27:56,580 --> 00:28:01,240
there we go police investigate unseen footage of someone now it's a bit early it's half three

781
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,540
don't worry there's nothing it's not dodgy or anything like that this but i mean

782
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:09,820
it is a bit weird so just be prepared for that

783
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:39,800
Scary enough like look at him there. I didn't realise there was a bit of huffing and puffing where he's going "ha ha" and that might sound a bit dodgy now. Especially this time of the afternoon. Apologies. But he isn't doing anything bad, he's just on the floor.

784
00:28:39,800 --> 00:29:09,780
There's nothing like Pulp Fiction going on or anything like that. McCrancho Cardinal, thank you very much for the tip. Merry Christmas to you. And Hairy Sadface, what would be your karaoke song if you had to? Probably New York, New York. Frank Sinatra. Anyway, here's more of the skimp here. People are laughing at him.

785
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:30,460
Fair enough. The man is suspected of terrorising the air since 2018 by confronting... Mate, trust society. Do you want a ciggy? Well I can't actually like it. They're offering it a ciggy. Strangers on at least 16 occasions masked in a latex body suit.

786
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:46,260
Oh, look. Carl. Carl. Carl. You can't have a ciggy. Hold on. See that? See that? See that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Carl. Look what he's talking to. He's touching himself a little bit actually. It's not right.

787
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:55,600
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry about that. Zoom it on a bit. We'll wait till it goes on. Yeah. He's not doing anything. He hasn't got anything exposed anyway.

788
00:29:55,780 --> 00:30:02,560
What's going on, man? They're trying to reason with it. It's like in human to human, like.

789
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,320
Fair play. All right, lad. All right. Go home safe, all right?

790
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,780
Get home safe, they're saying. I'm trying. All right, just, uh...

791
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,460
What's up? There you have it.

792
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:22,640
So there's one of those fellas knocking around. And I believe there's more of it. There was more of that to meet than to meets the eye.

793
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:30,700
And I think there's more footage of him out there as well. But I don't want to go on Spender. It's meant to be getting the noodles on. This wasn't...

794
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,880
This wasn't about the gimp. This was never what it was meant to be about.

795
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,100
It's Christmas as well, you know.

796
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:44,700
That's still 3-0 there to United. I'll turn that down. It could be a bit loud.

797
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:53,100
Imagine being an Old Trafford as a United fan now at Christmas. A few days before Christmas getting bet by...

798
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:56,200
Well, that'll be an awful stinger, all right.

799
00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:01,620
But your man Emerito said the last week on the radio, I heard the interview when he first got the gig.

800
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,320
He said it's going to be worse before it gets better.

801
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,200
And there's going to be some shit results.

802
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,640
You know, you'd want better than that.

803
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:17,040
In terms of shit results, you'd at least want to scratch a draw for yourself, wouldn't you?

804
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,840
You'd seize crowd.

805
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,580
How are you, Tom?

806
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,820
Do you support any soccer team, David Scholar?

807
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,700
Yes. I do.

808
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,180
Balavari Blue Bombers.

809
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,380
Balavari Blue Bombers.

810
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:32,180
And Castletown FC as well, from time to time.

811
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,280
Thank you very much for the tip there.

812
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,800
Chocolate Starfish.

813
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,460
That Gimp vid is a bit Silent Hill.

814
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,240
Gimp Hill, you say.

815
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,740
Thank you very much for the tip.

816
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:58,300
And a big shout out as well to boys from the NYPD choir.

817
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,660
Thank you very much.

818
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:01,760
Very kind to you.

819
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,560
Tupo.

820
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,000
I think you tipped there, actually, Tupo, the last day.

821
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:11,720
And I was watching one of Fontaine's streams last day.

822
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:23,880
And Francis was saying to me that Tupo actually tipped at the end of one of the streams before the next one, which was the Connor Williams book in, who was doing a bit down in Dublin.

823
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,840
Up in Dublin there was a bit of coffee and around.

824
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,600
But, uh...

825
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,540
Oh, I think Bournemouth nearly got another goal there.

826
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,840
But thank you very much anyway.

827
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,060
Any chance of another Christmas fish and chip run?

828
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,240
An accompanying tune.

829
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,060
James Fierce TV stick?

830
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:46,380
Yes.

831
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,560
I...

832
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,800
I'd love to do that.

833
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,260
I'd love to revisit that.

834
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:54,100
And, uh...

835
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,560
There's still...

836
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,820
There's still a voucher.

837
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,460
Would you believe?

838
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,780
A fish and chip voucher.

839
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,920
That I think Tim Reedy got me in 2021.

840
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:12,720
And there's still credits on it for more fish and chip.

841
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,120
You could probably get another five fish and chip or six fish and chip out of it.

842
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:20,920
And, uh...

843
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,660
Tim Reedy, of course, is not greedy.

844
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:27,360
But I might come across as pretty greedy on the screen when I'm eating that.

845
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,540
And remember somebody did say,

846
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,480
You eat like a fucking pig.

847
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,460
During it, as well.

848
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,700
But that's just the way I put...

849
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,360
I put the fish away like that.

850
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:38,480
It was...

851
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,960
It was always that way.

852
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:40,480
It was never...

853
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,480
I was never trying to...

854
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:44,840
Be different.

855
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,200
You know, on the...

856
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,320
On the screen.

857
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,280
On the channel.

858
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,960
I just wanted to tackle cod.

859
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,720
That's all I wanted to do.

860
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,120
Even as a young fella.

861
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,140
Thank you very much.

862
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,520
Anyway, and, uh...

863
00:33:59,520 --> 00:33:59,920
Milk...

864
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,720
Milk Snake.

865
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,260
Very kind of you.

866
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:04,620
Called a lad out once to clear the septic tank.

867
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:08,180
He has similar setup to the gimp now, in fairness.

868
00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:10,860
But I bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

869
00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,860
When he needed...

870
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,580
He needed your septic tank cleaning.

871
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:18,040
But it looked like it could be a Halloween costume as well, you know.

872
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,140
Thank you very much there.

873
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,700
Captain Sack and Milk Snake.

874
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,960
And Summer Set Gimp.

875
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:25,460
I didn't see Tom Hanks in that movie at all.

876
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:27,860
And Liam Rogers.

877
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,780
Can you give a big shout out to Dylan Curtis and the lads coming home from the Stag in Prague?

878
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,740
Flat for the deli for some egg pudding.

879
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:37,460
And beans.

880
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:38,920
Do you know what it means?

881
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,300
And all the best, Liam Rogers.

882
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,060
I'm very...

883
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,560
Very sorry.

884
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,420
I couldn't make it over to Prague for that Stag do.

885
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,020
But...

886
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,960
Prague, of course.

887
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:52,020
The home of quality, quality lager.

888
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:55,020
It would have just been too much...

889
00:34:56,660 --> 00:35:00,420
For me to have avoided any sort of temptation.

890
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:00,920
You know.

891
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,820
That would have been a...

892
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:04,760
I mean...

893
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320
Going to Prague for a Stag in December.

894
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,940
So you're up against the elements in the cold.

895
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,460
The bitter, biting cold.

896
00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:15,560
Then your immune system would take an absolute bathroom.

897
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,100
From the sauce.

898
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,320
Then lack of sleep probably because you're up trips around town.

899
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,020
You know.

900
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,120
Doing Stag stuff.

901
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,360
And...

902
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,840
All sorts.

903
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:29,860
All sorts.

904
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:32,060
I just hope that you're okay anyway.

905
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,500
And that you're not...

906
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,340
Leaving yourself open for a Christmas caboodle.

907
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,820
A real bad humdinger.

908
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,320
There's an awful dose of shite going around.

909
00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,320
There's an awful dose going around.

910
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,380
And touch wood.

911
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,680
It's not landed at my doorstep yet.

912
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,120
That's 83 minutes on the clock there.

913
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,940
And bloody hell I'm not even...

914
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,320
Getting the noodles going.

915
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:13,060
I remember a while back reading about a guy...

916
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,100
Who kept breaking into a farm to roll around in the slurry.

917
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,160
And wank!

918
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,220
Says baby squid.

919
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,460
Well...

920
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,260
It's a...

921
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:23,920
It's an interesting concept.

922
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,480
But not one I'd want to really know more about.

923
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,460
And was that in Ireland was it?

924
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,140
I mean...

925
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:32,020
I'm asking you about it because now I'm interested.

926
00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:32,440
But I mean...

927
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,380
I don't really want to know anything more about it.

928
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:34,880
But I mean...

929
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,060
Was that in Ireland was it?

930
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,820
Thank you very much.

931
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,600
Ivan and Steph.

932
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,640
Merry Merry Christmas to you.

933
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,580
And stay safe from the gameplay.

934
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,660
Don't worry about that.

935
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,540
That's Somerset.

936
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,080
It's never going to happen here anyway.

937
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,080
Although there was a fellow drowned...

938
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,540
Around Rum Shnah.

939
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,560
Who was caught engaging in a bit of fucking gimpery.

940
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,380
And he's not right.

941
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,100
He's out of sorts.

942
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:08,960
He's taken to the bed since then.

943
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,380
I don't think anybody's...

944
00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:10,820
You know...

945
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:13,860
Retired from public life so to speak.

946
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,080
But he was never a celebrity.

947
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:15,520
You know...

948
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,340
He was...

949
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:17,540
Infamous.

950
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:24,180
Thank you very much to none other than Anaconda G.

951
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,940
Very kind of you.

952
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:31,840
And a very, very festive Christmas wish to you.

953
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,780
And all the best.

954
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,580
And hopefully...

955
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,780
You're powering through...

956
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,620
Into 2025.

957
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,680
The year of our Lord.

958
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,060
With gusto...

959
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,680
And might.

960
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,640
Let's get moving on this.

961
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,760
Make sure I've...

962
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,340
Not missed anybody out here.

963
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,340
Thank you very much.

964
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,200
I've got a bit of...

965
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,260
Anaconda G.

966
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:00,220
Snake Pit.

967
00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:01,480
Somerset Gimp.

968
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,240
I...

969
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,460
Did a bit of...

970
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,520
Christmas tinsel in there.

971
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,100
And I've added it there.

972
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,780
Even though it's daylight outside...

973
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:13,800
I just wanted to keep that...

974
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,560
So the people...

975
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,460
Were passing by...

976
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,160
Didn't see me...

977
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,080
Cooking and talking into a camera.

978
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,340
Because then they'd start staring as well...

979
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,960
And it would probably be a bit...

980
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:23,960
It...

981
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,720
It wouldn't...

982
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,740
It wouldn't work for me.

983
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:26,940
It wouldn't work.

984
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:27,940
It wouldn't work.

985
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,280
Dara Ruddy.

986
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,200
Thank you very much.

987
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:37,780
Now.

988
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,940
The thing I like about the noodles...

989
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,880
What I did the last time...

990
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,520
Is it's going to be the same really...

991
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,240
But it's...

992
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,600
A bit of a difference...

993
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,300
In what I put in...

994
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,380
At what different time.

995
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,840
But what I do love about these noodles...

996
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,000
Is the spice level...

997
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200
The fact that you get a soup...

998
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,460
And the elementariness of it...

999
00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,880
The alimentation of it...

1000
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,920
It's just very simple and basic.

1001
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,660
Flour and water...

1002
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:06,660
Tomato...

1003
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,200
Tomato...

1004
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:07,660
Onion...

1005
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,120
Garlic...

1006
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Garlic...

1007
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,920
A few eggs...

1008
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,920
And then...

1009
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920
Lovely thick stemmed coriander...

1010
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,120
That you get in most...

1011
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,920
Asian and Indian...

1012
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920
Adjacent...

1013
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920
Shops...

1014
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,380
Shops...

1015
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:24,880
Don't bother with those pot plants...

1016
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,600
That you do get in...

1017
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,380
Little Alde Tesco...

1018
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,060
Super Value...

1019
00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:30,380
Whatever you go...

1020
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,380
They don't do it right...

1021
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,380
Unless you're in a Super Value...

1022
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:35,180
Like as I always say...

1023
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,180
Baladrain...

1024
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180
Which has...

1025
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:39,180
That kind of...

1026
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:43,440
It has an Asian section down the back...

1027
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,700
The size of that stem...

1028
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:46,380
Flavor...

1029
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:47,700
Flavor Bang...

1030
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,120
Flavor Bang...

1031
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,120
Extreme Flavor Bang...

1032
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,260
You can't lose it...

1033
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:54,860
Car bean...

1034
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,260
Thank you very much...

1035
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,120
And...

1036
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,260
Loves to schlog...

1037
00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:58,700
Very...

1038
00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,400
Very kind of you...

1039
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,380
Please...

1040
00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,160
Happy Christmas...

1041
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:01,600
Big man...

1042
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,760
Please tell Sassy...

1043
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,420
To finish her kebab...

1044
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,120
Get that kebab...

1045
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,120
Dispatched...

1046
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,120
Merry Christmas...

1047
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,120
And then...

1048
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120
As for hot sauce...

1049
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,940
I mean...

1050
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,460
You could go with your Sriracha...

1051
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:19,840
But I don't have any left...

1052
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,460
At the moment...

1053
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,460
It's all gone...

1054
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,460
Eh...

1055
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,580
And...

1056
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:28,220
To be honest with you...

1057
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:29,460
I tried this last day...

1058
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:30,460
The Habanero...

1059
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,460
Caribbean...

1060
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,660
Salsa Picante...

1061
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,460
Chili Habanero...

1062
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,460
Just a few droplets...

1063
00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:37,900
A real nice...

1064
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,460
Gentle squeeze of that...

1065
00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:40,460
Is all you need...

1066
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:41,960
And...

1067
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,460
If you really want to go nuclear on it...

1068
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,460
I got these as part of a four pack...

1069
00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,460
A four pack...

1070
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,460
I am down to the...

1071
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,380
Final two...

1072
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,460
The green and the red are gone...

1073
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:52,460
But...

1074
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,460
If you want to go nuclear...

1075
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,460
I am looking forward to this...

1076
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:56,460
But I don't think I will ever be able to try it...

1077
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:59,460
What would the doctor tell me to look after the stomach...

1078
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,460
This...

1079
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,460
Is...

1080
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460
Is...

1081
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,460
It's got a black...

1082
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,460
Special black...

1083
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,460
Label on it...

1084
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:06,460
It's saying...

1085
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,460
Extra hot...

1086
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,460
From...

1087
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:11,460
Yucatan...

1088
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460
Extra...

1089
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,460
Picante...

1090
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,460
Triple X...

1091
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,460
XX...

1092
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,460
XX...

1093
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,460
Yeah...

1094
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,460
Not for the faint of heart...

1095
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460
Salsa...

1096
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:25,460
Cut Billick De...

1097
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460
Chili Habanero...

1098
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,460
Elucteco...

1099
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460
Declaracion Nutrimental...

1100
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,460
Contadino Energetico...

1101
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,460
Por...

1102
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,460
100.040 KJ...

1103
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,460
Kilojoule...

1104
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,460
Grasas Saturadas...

1105
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,460
Grasas Trans...

1106
00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,460
So it's trans...

1107
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,460
Adjacent...

1108
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:52,080
por 100 mil 40 KJ. Grasas saturadas. Grasas trans. So it's trans adjacent. It's got a sucrus

1109
00:41:52,080 --> 00:42:01,120
aficiadas on it. But we can see from the ingredients here, chili habaneros, agua, tomat, sal yodada,

1110
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:27,360
cebola, that's an onion, acetic acid, acido acético, vegetable acete, comestible, and all that good stuff, other stuff in Spanish. Lot of other Spanish ingredients in there. You've either got it or you don't. You've either got it or you don't.

1111
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:41,360
Might just have a crisp there before we get cooking because I'm awful hungry. I have a few salt and vinegars that I got for 150. Other crisps are available. It's nice to get these boys going.

1112
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,360
Thank you very much. And the other Jeff.

1113
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:15,360
Mmm. Thank you very much. Can you tell Rachel who's watching you from across the room that she's a legend? Rachel, all the best. And I hope you have many great crisps over the Christmas period.

1114
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:33,360
And you're a legend as well. And you're a legend as well. According to Jeff. And me as well. And can you sum up how your year has been? Feels only a month ago that we were watching Francis play Hitman. Stay safe.

1115
00:43:33,360 --> 00:44:01,360
Well, I think that was two years. I think he last played Hitman two years ago. Would you believe that? Thank you very much. Dispacho, Gaspacho. And Decaf. Very, very kind of you. I need to be on the decaf myself. But it's hard to do that. I was shocked the other day. I was watching Connor Williams' stream.

1116
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:30,360
He was ordering green tea. Because he wanted a decaf beverage. And then everyone was saying in the chat there that it's actually got caffeine in it. Unbelievable. It's like you can't have anything good. I think. Chamomile might not have it. But that's. That's stuff you give to.

1117
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:47,860
To soft shites. You know. It's not. It's not a proper drink. That's for sleep. That's what you give to someone who wants to go to bed. You're not going to get. A boast from chamomile.

1118
00:44:52,360 --> 00:45:16,360
I picked up a lovely bit of Wednesday. It has some cherries on it. Look at the colour of that. It's going to be nice on a few crackers. Show you the crackers. I got a few sea salt crackers as well. Thank you very much there. Big red. I'd highly recommend the East End green chilli sauce. It's got great flavour. Would you have to go to...

1119
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:30,360
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The East End brand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean. They have that down the back. That's right down the back of the shop. I'll get that maybe the next time. Kenny. Thank you very, very much for your kind, heart and generous tip.

1120
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:52,680
Slug on, Tom. Slug on to fuck, you say. I hope you're aware. An anti-trop. Now, I always buy kilo blocks of cheese for all the family at Christmas. A lovely gift to bring into the coming year. I tell you, it's a great place to get cheese now. That Rua place over in Casper Bar. They've got some good cheeses in there. You need to bring your wallet.

1121
00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:19,360
Sorry about that. There's a bit of a burp. Where's those crackers? I got these now. There's sea salt crackers. I might have one of them first just to see how they taste. I think they taste good though. Because I had something of the similar brand before. But they were horrible. They had horrible. They had horrible on them.

1122
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:45,820
I want to put a bit of Wednesday. I'll save the Wednesday, dear. I just want to have a taste of the cracker. Because if they're not up to scratch, then I can pick up another packet when I'm out shopping tomorrow or the day after.

1123
00:46:45,820 --> 00:47:13,540
Oh, that's a lovely bit of salt in there. Nice and salty. Sea salt. That's the final whistle.

1124
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:29,780
They're bowing. United fans are bowing. Unbelievable. Statement results, they'll say that is for Bournemouth. Statement stuff. And what kind of a statement is that from United? That's a bad statement.

1125
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:58,260
That's not a great cracker. I'll have another one. I will have another one. Piggy Schmarrs, I know a fella at the match. His Christmas is in tattles. Look, I don't like to be laughing at anyone's misfortune if you've gone all the way over. That's sad. It's very sad.

1126
00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:18,200
Very sad for you. Where is that leave United now on the table? Yeah, these are some really salty crackers.

1127
00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:43,900
There are some great crackers. Bournemouth into fifth. Would you believe it? Would you have thought that now? Beginning of season, Man City in seventh place. Come Christmas. And United. Or what? What are they like? 15th?

1128
00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:51,720
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Christian.

1129
00:48:53,540 --> 00:49:05,200
Merry Christmas, Tom. Have my Cole Chan hat on. Ready to go for Liverpool Spurs. You're saying Liverpool v Spurs there, Christian, is it? Not Spurs v Liverpool. That's why I think Spurs will get something from it.

1130
00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:36,540
Squishy. Thank you very much. Have a grand old time this Christmas. Squish. I thank you. I will indeed. I hope you will do as well. And Toshty. Have an old Christmas Toshty there now, boy. Tell you, I do put my Toshties. I make them in the air fryer. They're fantastic. You just spread a bit of butter on both sides of the bread. Then put your filling inside the middle. Squish it together. Stick it in.

1131
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:58,780
Stick it in. 10 minutes. Flip it around after five. You might not even need 10 minutes, to be honest, if it's preheated. Thank you very much, Toshty. Anyway, Johnny Giles. At least Leeds had a good result yesterday, you see. They did, Johnny. They did indeed. Stay with her, Johnny, Johnny. Stay with her, Johnny.

1132
00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:19,540
With Dan James. With Dan James. Brendan Aronson. Manor Solomon. I can't remember who got the other goal, but they'll go, if they end up going up, it's like, they're going to need another fucking what? Another, I think you need another 10 bloody players.

1133
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:43,920
Because the standard is just not high enough for the Premiership at all. It's like a yo-yo characteristic of these teams. There's a big dearth of gap in quality between top and bottom of the Championship. When you get to the Premiership, then it's like, even if you're not playing in Europe, you need backup in every position.

1134
00:50:43,920 --> 00:51:04,980
And the players that are first-team selection, they need to be a cut above a team that wins the Championship. So it's... I don't know. It's hard to be... If you're a fan of any team there that's in that yo-yo position, it's hard to really remain truly optimistic. But miracles can happen.

1135
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:21,660
Thank you very much, Davey Biscuits. Were you watching the scrap last night, Tommy? I wasn't watching it. No, Tyson Fury got bad today. I wasn't watching it. I just saw a few highlight punches on Sky News earlier on.

1136
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:34,340
Thank you very much, Milo, for your tip there. And Schulte. Very, very kind of you. Look, we... I mean, I... The point of this now is to get noodles on the go.

1137
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:43,260
Let's try and get these noodles going on. I'm trying to put my phone over here so I can see chat if it's happening.

1138
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,880
Done, done, please, boy. Thank you very much.

1139
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,540
Very, very kind of you.

1140
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:51,240
Merry Christmast.

1141
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,520
And happy new chair.

1142
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,900
To each and every one of you.

1143
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:02,700
Now, we change that there.

1144
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:04,120
We get that on.

1145
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:05,720
We put this down here.

1146
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,180
And then we can see if chat is happening.

1147
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:08,960
It's happening.

1148
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:12,080
There we go.

1149
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:12,800
There I am.

1150
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:35,700
I don't know if you can read there. Maybe it's just not coming through, but there's people there. Look. Jack, Power, Frank O'Berry, Jen Murphy.

1151
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:54,800
He gives more. Right. Right, what will we do here? What I will do now, I'll just put you on the clip. I'll clip you in so that you've got a first-person view of the situation.

1152
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:21,020
Richard Keyes and Andy Gray around there. And the thing they're just showing us now. United. Best cover it in case I get brought down. Man, United are in 13th place now.

1153
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:47,140
United are in 13th. Well, that's how life goes, I suppose. One day you're top of the mountainside, as I was saying. Someone was asking me about what the favourite song would be at a karaoke.

1154
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:55,540
B, New York, New York. If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere. That's the wrong lyric. No, what am I? That's life. Sinatra, that's life.

1155
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:07,580
Flying high in April. Shut down in May. But I know I'm gonna make it soon. When I'm back on top. Back on top in June.

1156
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:14,960
But I don't think United will be back on top in June. And plus, the season will have well ended by then. Do you know?

1157
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,920
So they could still be shot down in May.

1158
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:26,440
Old blue eyes. Omer, old blue eyes. Old blue eyes. Thank you very much there.

1159
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,260
Niall Schallard.

1160
00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:31,880
And Simon Jacobs.

1161
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,780
And Bobson Dugnut. Thank you very much.

1162
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,380
Lads, very, very kind of you.

1163
00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,740
Hi, Tommy. There's a great show on RT today about the old show bands.

1164
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,760
Would you have been out in the dance halls back in those days? I would indeed.

1165
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,560
A lot, a lot of show bands.

1166
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,820
Would have got the Tommy treatment.

1167
00:54:52,820 --> 00:55:00,620
Ballroom of romance.

1168
00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:06,660
Shake, rattle and roll.

1169
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,800
I said, shake, rattle and roll.

1170
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,260
The Tommy two-step was in full force.

1171
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,420
Patented.

1172
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,660
I'm not sure. Did you see the shoes there, lads?

1173
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:25,840
Was there enough angle to see the shoes?

1174
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,960
If not, we'll go again.

1175
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,900
There we have it.

1176
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:37,140
Beautiful stuff.

1177
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,540
We have a dinner to make.

1178
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,700
With a soup to make.

1179
00:55:41,700 --> 00:56:11,240
Do you know?

1180
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:12,380
And that's without music.

1181
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,160
Imagine how good that would have been with it.

1182
00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:16,900
I just wanted to show you that it's...

1183
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:17,660
Martial memory.

1184
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,900
It's ingrained.

1185
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:22,720
Ingrained.

1186
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:24,480
Now.

1187
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,480
Let's start with the flower.

1188
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:32,260
Just take it nice and easy.

1189
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,520
It's not a speed run like the last time, you know.

1190
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:35,900
This is...

1191
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:36,160
This is...

1192
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,440
This is...

1193
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,140
What's that part of the way?

1194
00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:39,740
Oh, no.

1195
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:46,200
This is just a nice enjoy yourself bit of noodlage.

1196
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,780
This isn't enjoy yourself.

1197
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,620
Take your time.

1198
00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:51,720
Enjoy it.

1199
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,260
It's Christmas.

1200
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,420
We don't want any disasters.

1201
00:57:01,420 --> 00:57:02,220
Tuck in there.

1202
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,320
I need to get a belt on.

1203
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,000
But I can't.

1204
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:06,200
I misplaced my belt.

1205
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,820
I wouldn't want to get any tinsel into the fucking thing as well.

1206
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:22,920
That stuff gets all over the place.

1207
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,780
Tommy tinsel.

1208
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,980
That's what that would be.

1209
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,280
And there's a...

1210
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,640
I think a tendency to...

1211
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,800
Overdo it on the flower there the last time.

1212
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,680
Because...

1213
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:47,700
You know, with the speed of light that I was trying to travel and making the meal and getting it done fast.

1214
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,780
That had an effect.

1215
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:51,540
Do you know?

1216
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:53,560
On the quality of it.

1217
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,160
The consistency of it.

1218
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,160
But they were still good.

1219
00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:58,920
The one thing I would have said is that...

1220
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,540
What I'm doing differently now is...

1221
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:03,320
There's no need for that little bit of passata out of a bottle.

1222
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,740
Just three...

1223
00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:05,940
Three...

1224
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:06,920
Lovely tomatoes.

1225
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,840
Vine tomatoes if you can.

1226
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:10,120
Because they've got the best flavour.

1227
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,880
One massive onion.

1228
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,280
Or two of these lads that are about that size.

1229
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:16,160
Half a garlic.

1230
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,880
Half a bulb of garlic.

1231
00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:28,920
Thank you very much Johnny boy.

1232
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,780
Merry Christmas Tommy.

1233
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:32,680
Shout out to my wife Mitzi.

1234
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,060
Who loves your noodle recipe.

1235
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,740
I'll tell you something Mitzi.

1236
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,720
You're gonna love this.

1237
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,520
It's an even better...

1238
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,060
It's the same recipe but better.

1239
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,780
And done in a better fashion.

1240
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:44,940
Tommy's...

1241
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:47,080
Authentic...

1242
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,340
Chinese Asian noodle explosion.

1243
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,000
Taught to me by a real life Chinese person.

1244
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,180
I'm not gonna go into detail about who they were.

1245
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,080
This is what I've started to do as well.

1246
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,520
Don't worry the hands are clean.

1247
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:00,120
I've washed them.

1248
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,380
Do this.

1249
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,840
This is what I call Tommy holes.

1250
00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:05,760
And you can see there.

1251
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,460
I've got a bed of flour.

1252
00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:09,500
And then...

1253
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,600
Tommy hole it.

1254
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,360
To the maximum.

1255
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,580
Like that.

1256
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:16,500
Got these little...

1257
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,920
Situations.

1258
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,400
I like to call them.

1259
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:20,400
I like to call them.

1260
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,400
And then...

1261
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,400
Very gently...

1262
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,400
And very delicately...

1263
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,400
Try and...

1264
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,320
Get splodges of water.

1265
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,740
Little splodges inside each and every one of your tummy holes.

1266
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,400
Like that.

1267
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:44,960
A few plops.

1268
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,260
Nothing too serious.

1269
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,140
Nothing too hectic.

1270
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:52,620
And go...

1271
00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:53,120
Just there.

1272
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:53,700
You know...

1273
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,520
Make it...

1274
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,020
Make a start on it like that.

1275
00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:58,020
Roll up the sleeves here.

1276
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,540
Make a start on it.

1277
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,120
You don't really want to go too much and overdo it.

1278
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,740
You don't want to mess up your dough.

1279
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:09,260
The dough is a labour of love.

1280
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,720
I think maybe...

1281
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,600
I should put on some Chinese music here.

1282
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,520
Like last time as well.

1283
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,620
Just to really...

1284
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,140
Authenticate the experience.

1285
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,040
I think I remember seeing somebody in the chat say...

1286
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,800
Apologies to any Chinese people watching this.

1287
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,420
He doesn't understand what he's saying or what he's talking about.

1288
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,280
I just thought that was rude.

1289
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,060
For me you're insulting me.

1290
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,380
And then you're...

1291
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,040
You're actually leading...

1292
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,280
Any potential Chinese viewers...

1293
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,840
Down...

1294
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,220
The wrong street.

1295
01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:47,580
I don't know.

1296
01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:48,820
I don't know who said it Frank.

1297
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:49,960
I don't know who said it.

1298
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,520
I'd rather re-watch the United game...

1299
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,080
Than listen to this garbage.

1300
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:01,980
Says Mickey Bo.

1301
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,940
Listen to this garbage.

1302
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:07,800
And then you've retracted the message there Mickey.

1303
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:09,500
But I've seen it.

1304
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:10,980
It's too late.

1305
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:12,980
And unfortunately...

1306
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:14,980
It's time...

1307
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,980
To put you in...

1308
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:20,140
To our Chinese dispatchement box.

1309
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,380
Actually wait a sec.

1310
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,560
You came back with something just as I was about to send you away.

1311
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,200
Let me see it.

1312
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,800
Oh it was a rake of laughing emoji faces.

1313
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:32,760
Okay.

1314
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,700
Don't worry.

1315
01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:36,980
You're going back into the Chinese dispatchement box.

1316
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:37,900
Now...

1317
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:45,240
I'm a big proponent of the fist.

1318
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,400
The Chinese fist.

1319
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:48,900
Like this.

1320
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:51,620
To start off your situation.

1321
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,900
But already I can feel that...

1322
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:54,300
Just...

1323
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:57,400
There is not enough H2O in our mix up.

1324
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,900
To really...

1325
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,340
Start getting going.

1326
01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:01,880
So we're going to have to...

1327
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:02,380
Re...

1328
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:02,880
Consult...

1329
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,000
Mr. Ishka.

1330
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:05,820
Right here.

1331
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,860
For a few more drops.

1332
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,840
And what we will do is create some...

1333
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,360
Additional Tommy holes.

1334
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,240
But...

1335
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,880
They're not really going to...

1336
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:13,880
Uh...

1337
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,640
Be great holes.

1338
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:16,880
Because...

1339
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,720
Already the process of the...

1340
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,120
The dough making...

1341
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,320
Extreme dough situation has begun.

1342
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,660
So we're just going to have to...

1343
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,860
Wait and see what...

1344
01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:28,700
What happens here.

1345
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:29,740
Sean Perl.

1346
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,340
Nullaghana from...

1347
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:34,740
All the lads who hit the ballroom of no chance...

1348
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,740
In Glenfern back in the day.

1349
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,440
Thank you very much.

1350
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,580
A few more Tommy plops and shplops.

1351
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:45,280
Should do the trick here.

1352
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,680
Straight into this.

1353
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:47,580
I mean...

1354
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:49,540
I suppose the good thing about the lash time was...

1355
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:49,980
Was...

1356
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:51,980
Trying me to do it really fast.

1357
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,120
And that did...

1358
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,540
Mean that I wasn't hanging around.

1359
01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:56,600
And you could see how the meal get made fast.

1360
01:02:58,180 --> 01:02:58,500
Uh...

1361
01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,960
So I should try and...

1362
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,220
I'm going to try and keep a bit of pace up.

1363
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:03,420
But...

1364
01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:04,420
Uh...

1365
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:07,240
I'm not going to break my neck.

1366
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,400
Or worry about it.

1367
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,640
You know I'm not going to let it affect my mind.

1368
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,520
Slow as pro...

1369
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,060
As pro.

1370
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:28,660
We last a bit there.

1371
01:03:28,660 --> 01:03:29,060
So...

1372
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:29,180
We last a bit there.

1373
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:29,660
So...

1374
01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:30,780
We last a bit there.

1375
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:38,880
Just feel like...

1376
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:43,740
It isn't enough water at this stage.

1377
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,880
I think we might have actually put in...

1378
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,540
More flour than we bargained for.

1379
01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:52,360
Yeah.

1380
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,200
Yeah we did.

1381
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:53,700
We're going...

1382
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,120
We're going...

1383
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,580
We're going to put in more water here.

1384
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,280
More water.

1385
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,600
It's going to be sticky.

1386
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:07,820
But if it is fuck it.

1387
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,800
We can add more flour.

1388
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,360
Have I got meat to go with these?

1389
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,380
It says Pepsi scrolls.

1390
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:21,300
I have no meat.

1391
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,540
That's the thing with this as well.

1392
01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,780
It's a vegetarian scenario.

1393
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:25,880
I mean I've meat in the fridge.

1394
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:26,980
But I wouldn't bother.

1395
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,560
I wouldn't bother.

1396
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,980
I'd just go pure...

1397
01:04:29,980 --> 01:04:32,300
Spicy tomato noodle soup.

1398
01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:36,100
And...

1399
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:36,960
The protein.

1400
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,840
You can add protein from the egg.

1401
01:04:39,420 --> 01:04:39,720
Do you know.

1402
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,620
If you want to go down the route of putting...

1403
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,560
Oh I'll tell you what I did.

1404
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,700
Tell you what I did last day.

1405
01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:45,560
I made this.

1406
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,800
And then I put in a fucking spoonful of bovril.

1407
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,380
And I turned it into a beef.

1408
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,640
Spicy beef.

1409
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,060
And tomato noodle.

1410
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:56,240
Exposition.

1411
01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,540
Fantastic stuff.

1412
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:04,460
Christ.

1413
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,140
I'm just thinking about it now.

1414
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,560
And how...

1415
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,640
Supercharged that made me feel.

1416
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,300
It felt right.

1417
01:05:11,420 --> 01:05:12,760
Everything about it felt right.

1418
01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:14,540
I felt...

1419
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,740
Like the world was coming together.

1420
01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:29,520
Now it's beginning to...

1421
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,260
Take shape.

1422
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,500
The dough is beginning to take shape.

1423
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,460
The mashing is beginning to occur.

1424
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:40,220
There's a bit of give in it now.

1425
01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:43,600
And we start to really pulverize.

1426
01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,500
And squash.

1427
01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:45,780
And pulverize.

1428
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:46,500
And squash.

1429
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,160
And all this will begin.

1430
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,180
And all this will begin.

1431
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,700
It still looks a little bit dusty down there.

1432
01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:54,860
It's a bit of a dust bowl.

1433
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,180
Chinese music please.

1434
01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:57,560
Okay.

1435
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,600
Let's get it going.

1436
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,420
Oddity Media.

1437
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:00,320
Let's get that going.

1438
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:01,900
A moment here.

1439
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:03,380
I need to put that down.

1440
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,000
Put some of this fucking dough off the fingers there.

1441
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,520
Okay Google.

1442
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:13,980
Play...

1443
01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:17,000
Shenmue 2 soundtrack.

1444
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,040
Okay.

1445
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:22,160
Playing the album Shenmue 3.

1446
01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:23,900
The definitive soundtrack on Spotify.

1447
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,900
That's the wrong one, isn't it?

1448
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,460
Okay, Google.

1449
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,260
Volume up two.

1450
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,300
It says it's playing it from...

1451
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:54,740
Chinese from three. I wanted it from two.

1452
01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:56,740
You know.

1453
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:05,540
That's not what I wanted.

1454
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,340
That'll do.

1455
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:18,660
Welcome to China. Welcome to China.

1456
01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:26,500
Thank you very much, Kerry. Do not read this out. I don't...

1457
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:32,660
I don't know.

1458
01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:45,300
Yeah, I don't know what you mean there, but thanks for the tip.

1459
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:59,460
I think we might even be able to add a little bit more water here. More water.

1460
01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,980
Real Chinese stuff we're dealing with here.

1461
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,340
That might be too much water there.

1462
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:22,260
It's gone squidgy McDidge there now.

1463
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,940
But it's gonna make it very nice and squidgery do.

1464
01:08:35,380 --> 01:08:36,980
Give me a little bit more flour there.

1465
01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:39,460
Smidgen.

1466
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,180
Smidgen.

1467
01:08:44,180 --> 01:09:00,260
Gary Teeling says I'm away to China now. Beautiful.

1468
01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:12,100
Where are you going? What part are you going? I've often dreamt of going out there.

1469
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,540
But I've never been.

1470
01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:21,540
Okay, Google. Volume down one.

1471
01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:31,220
Fucking hell. We've gone with too much, too much water there now. It's gone very sticky.

1472
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,580
It's gone very sticky.

1473
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:38,580
Soon it will be very smooth.

1474
01:09:39,780 --> 01:09:48,340
Like a beautiful lady's face. But right now it's sticky and squidgy and not great. It's like the size of a man's heart.

1475
01:09:48,340 --> 01:10:09,300
It's getting better now. It's getting better.

1476
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,540
Get flour on the board.

1477
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:16,420
And says Darren, you're going too far ahead of me here.

1478
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:21,940
Because what I need to do is make sure we get our dough ball nice and smooth.

1479
01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:27,860
And then we leave it to sit while we prepare our other ingredients.

1480
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:35,140
And then we'll roll it out on our board and start to make the actual noodles.

1481
01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:47,700
Yeah, I think it's going to be another bit of flour necessary, really. It's just...

1482
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:51,860
It's good. It's good dough. It's getting there. But it's not there yet, you know.

1483
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:58,500
No matter how much kneading and pulling and squidging and hammering I'm giving it, it's still

1484
01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:03,300
a bit too sticky for my liking. But it's beginning to become a little bit more smooth.

1485
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:13,060
It's lost that squid texture. It's lost the squid texture and it's getting there.

1486
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:23,220
Okay Google, play music from Shenmue 2.

1487
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:30,340
Playing the album Shenmue 3, the definitive soundtrack on Spotify.

1488
01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:32,020
Fuck's sake, you're joking me.

1489
01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:36,740
Okay Google.

1490
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:39,460
Next.

1491
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:45,620
Okay Google.

1492
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:47,540
Next.

1493
01:11:51,860 --> 01:12:05,220
That's it. That's a bit more. That's a bit more. That's a bit better.

1494
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:10,980
And I don't need any more flour on that until we actually make the thing. It's good now. It's getting very smooth.

1495
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,020
It's getting nice and smooth.

1496
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:32,020
Why is Google changed? It used to be a lady's voice as well, now it's a fella's voice and they used to play what you wanted when you asked it to and now it's not.

1497
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:45,020
Cyril Roman, what are you making, tell me it's the name of the stream, Cyril. It's the name of the stream.

1498
01:12:45,020 --> 01:13:07,020
*Sounds of music*

1499
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:16,020
Now, now we're rockin' and rollin', ya fucker. Sorry about that. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Pat.

1500
01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:24,020
*Sounds of music*

1501
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:27,020
It's when you get to this stage, you wanna absolutely batter it.

1502
01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:31,020
*Sounds of music*

1503
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,020
Don't ever, ever...

1504
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:35,020
*Sounds of music*

1505
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:37,020
Go...

1506
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,020
Sticky again.

1507
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,020
Don't besmirch me!

1508
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:43,020
Sorry about that.

1509
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:45,020
I'm sorry about that.

1510
01:13:45,020 --> 01:14:15,000
I'm sorry about that.

1511
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:25,000
I think that's it now.

1512
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:30,000
So now we have a lovely smooth dough ball.

1513
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,000
Look at how smooth that is.

1514
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,000
A lovely soft face.

1515
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
I got a bit of extra dough on it though.

1516
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:45,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1517
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:49,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1518
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1519
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1520
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1521
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1522
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1523
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1524
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1525
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1526
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1527
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1528
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1529
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1530
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1531
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1532
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1533
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1534
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1535
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1536
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1537
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1538
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1539
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1540
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1541
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1542
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1543
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1544
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1545
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1546
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1547
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1548
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1549
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1550
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1551
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1552
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1553
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1554
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1555
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1556
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1557
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1558
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1559
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1560
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1561
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000
I got a bit of extra dough.

1562
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Can you say sorry to Kevin Martin for leaving him without saying goodbye to him the last night in the pub?

1563
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000
I said you called me so I had to leave in a rush.

1564
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Well there you go.

1565
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000
The message has been dispatched.

1566
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Ni hao Kevin Martin.

1567
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Sorry to Kevin Martin and ni hao to China.

1568
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:10,000
A big shout out to any Chinese people who are watching the stream.

1569
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000
All the way out there.

1570
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Behind the great firewall.

1571
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Which your government has put up against your job.

1572
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000
We can actually leave that there now.

1573
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000
Put that over there.

1574
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:35,000
And let it just think about life.

1575
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,000
I'm just going to try and get rid of some of the excess dough off my fingers.

1576
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Put this bloody thing here.

1577
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,000
You have your best trying to put the rest of the dough into there.

1578
01:16:48,000 --> 01:17:17,980
I don't know.

1579
01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:47,960
I don't know.

1580
01:17:47,960 --> 01:18:01,360
Now it's a nice relaxing and meditative few moments where we chop the elementary remaining ingredients.

1581
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:07,840
That of garlic, onion and tomato.

1582
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,640
Using the iron heel of your hand method.

1583
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:24,540
You can just crush these bad boys up and then dismantle them.

1584
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:38,520
Fists of garlic.

1585
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:53,380
We will get a little container for the detritus.

1586
01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:56,780
There we go.

1587
01:18:56,780 --> 01:19:03,780
Instead of just scooping it up off the side of the counter.

1588
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:13,120
I used to be very methodical about the garlic.

1589
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:17,280
I'd get rid of the top bit as well that's not nice.

1590
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,400
You know that little hard bit.

1591
01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:23,280
But now I just chop it all up and lash it into the soap.

1592
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,060
I'm not wasting time.

1593
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,560
Getting rid of a little hard bit on the top of the garlic.

1594
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:49,380
Thank you very much.

1595
01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:51,140
Sluggies chef school.

1596
01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:55,480
Maybe I will actually look at the size of that one.

1597
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,720
I don't want that in there.

1598
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,040
Don't want that in there.

1599
01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:02,000
Getting rid of that one.

1600
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:12,200
The reason I'm not using full blown chilies.

1601
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,100
Is just because.

1602
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,260
I have a hard time judging.

1603
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,900
How spicy they are and how many you need.

1604
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,880
Whereas I feel as though with the sauce.

1605
01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,080
I know what I'm getting.

1606
01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:29,380
I know how much to lash in.

1607
01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:32,400
If I've had time to judge the chili.

1608
01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:34,520
Then I will.

1609
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,020
But you can never really.

1610
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,360
Sometimes you can never know if you've just bought them.

1611
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:41,260
And.

1612
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,660
Also they have different effects.

1613
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:47,020
At different parts of the.

1614
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,500
The cooking process.

1615
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:49,740
So I'm.

1616
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,060
Sometimes left.

1617
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,720
As an amateur.

1618
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,160
Unsure.

1619
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,580
As to what time to throw in the chili.

1620
01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:58,260
You don't want it to be.

1621
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,000
Vaporized.

1622
01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:00,280
You know.

1623
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,040
You don't want the spice to go.

1624
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:02,900
Because you haven't.

1625
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:04,700
Put it in at the right time.

1626
01:21:05,780 --> 01:21:06,680
One thing I.

1627
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,260
Did the last time.

1628
01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:09,740
Was I added apple cider vinegar.

1629
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,020
But.

1630
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,820
You really don't need to do that.

1631
01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:14,020
There's enough acidity in the tomatoes.

1632
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:15,580
To last you a lifetime.

1633
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:17,180
You know.

1634
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:21,840
And.

1635
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:21,840
And.

1636
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,920
People were saying.

1637
01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:23,640
I reviewed it.

1638
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,220
I reviewed it.

1639
01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:24,880
People were saying.

1640
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,640
You're using the wrong side of the knife.

1641
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:28,620
To.

1642
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:29,860
Scrape away.

1643
01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,480
Your chopped garlic.

1644
01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:32,440
And your chopped onions.

1645
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,580
You need to use the blunt.

1646
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,320
Edge.

1647
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,360
The old Jimmy blunt.

1648
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,220
Thank you very much.

1649
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:39,280
Oddity media.

1650
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:40,400
For the tip.

1651
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:43,640
Are Liverpool on now.

1652
01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:44,480
Have they kicked off?

1653
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:46,200
They haven't kicked off.

1654
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:46,740
Half or.

1655
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,920
Half or kick off.

1656
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:48,200
Is it?

1657
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:54,780
I'll get it on then, I'll get the match on then

1658
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:56,460
I like this tune though

1659
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:57,840
this wasn't in the

1660
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,160
the last soundtrack

1661
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:08,600
I was very obsessive

1662
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,520
about the level of chop that went

1663
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,440
into the garlic the last time as well

1664
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,740
and I was really

1665
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:16,220
going for finely chopped

1666
01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:18,980
now I'm fine with a little bit

1667
01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:23,020
of chunk

1668
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:23,760
here and there

1669
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:48,360
I think that's it

1670
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:56,820
blunt edge

1671
01:22:56,820 --> 01:23:05,300
so you're not scraping board

1672
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:13,180
it's going to be a big pot of noodle soup that will make two massive meals

1673
01:23:13,180 --> 01:23:16,600
one for today and one for tomorrow's lunch

1674
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:22,640
might look like a frightening amount of garlic but it doesn't really come into it

1675
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:40,100
it's just enough and I might only need one and a half onion here then I'll save the other half of onion for another dish or labadins and some tuna mayonnaise for the sandwiches

1676
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:54,860
thank you very much horses under starlight

1677
01:23:54,860 --> 01:24:07,860
Merry kind here. Merry Christmas. This is traditional Chinese Christmas noodles.

1678
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:37,840
Christmas Chinese Christmas in China. It's a special time of year when all the Chinese come together.

1679
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:47,580
To celebrate Saint Nicholas and dispatch presents to each other as they've done for millennia.

1680
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:54,900
They actually claim to have invented Christmas over there. The land of China.

1681
01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:06,580
Remarkable people. Remarkable food. Culture as well. Never been. Maybe one day.

1682
01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:16,580
Fly the flag of China. In China. Made in China. We see that all the time, don't we?

1683
01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:27,620
Traditional Chinese stuff. Traditional Chinese martial arts. Kung Fu. The Way of the Fist.

1684
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:40,660
Shaolin monks. Shaolin boys. I think half an onion will do here. I'm beginning to cry right now.

1685
01:25:41,940 --> 01:25:49,620
Tears of onion. But also tears of emotion. The beautiful music. And just thoughts of China in general.

1686
01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:57,300
And the Chinese people. And the hardships they've faced. And adversities that they've faced as well.

1687
01:25:57,380 --> 01:26:03,340
You know, it hasn't been easy for them. But they've got there in the end. They've come through and they're stronger than ever now.

1688
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:14,500
They're strong people. They're strong people. They're strong culture. And they're going places. Their economy is beginning to pick up rapid pace.

1689
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:24,220
And they're building fast stuff. Big stuff. Massive things. Bigger and better than anything that we have seen.

1690
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:32,000
And it's... I think it's getting scary for some people. Especially Trump and all the boys and Biden and all them.

1691
01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:36,980
They never had good things to say about China. They were like, Chinese, now we need to watch out. Keep an eye on them.

1692
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,400
Because they'll fucking... They'll do ya.

1693
01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:47,380
But I don't know. The people are the people. You know, whatever about the Chinese now. The people are the people.

1694
01:26:48,240 --> 01:27:01,600
And they're like me or you. Good, good, solid people. They like nice things. Good food. And family. And community spirit. Great community spirit.

1695
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:11,460
Thank you very much there, Tupo. Do you mind if I cook along with you there, Tommy? Eggplant Balinese here. Go for it, man.

1696
01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:19,180
And Tobes. Thank you very much. There's a local near me who makes chili sauce under the pseudonym.

1697
01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:24,220
Horatio Ringblower. That sounds amazing.

1698
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,560
Anti-Trockner. Thank you very much. I've been watching the bear.

1699
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,320
And you and the nephew opened up a restaurant called The Schlug.

1700
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:37,860
I'd be in every day. Original flavors. Original, genuine ingredients. Great stuff.

1701
01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:51,860
Oh, we just wash these fucking tomatoes there and give them...

1702
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:57,760
Sorry about the language there. Just... I got a bit of a brain freeze.

1703
01:27:57,860 --> 01:28:02,340
Because I'm reading these messages and I'm... It's taking me out of the fucking floor.

1704
01:28:03,540 --> 01:28:05,540
Right. We'll do this and then...

1705
01:28:06,860 --> 01:28:09,900
Get that towel and dry the hands a little bit.

1706
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:22,340
Now the final... Oh yeah, we need to get those first.

1707
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:25,540
I was going to say the eggs, but we haven't chapped these...

1708
01:28:26,540 --> 01:28:29,740
I thought there was a crack in the egg there. I was going to have to replace the egg.

1709
01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:31,360
We haven't chapped these tomato boys.

1710
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:35,360
Nice.

1711
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:36,520
Nice.

1712
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,980
The tomato is a very humble and beautiful fruit.

1713
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:45,220
Some would say a vegetable. I would definitely call it a vegetable as well...

1714
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:48,960
Because I wouldn't eat it like it were an apple or an orange.

1715
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:56,500
I'd really, really treat it with the reverence and dignity that I would a vegetable.

1716
01:28:56,500 --> 01:29:10,460
That music is perfect. There's a little bit of mysticism. There's a little bit of intrigue built into that tune.

1717
01:29:10,460 --> 01:29:23,740
That music is perfect. There's a little bit of mysticism. There's a little bit of intrigue built into that tune.

1718
01:29:27,740 --> 01:29:50,540
Time to sharpen the knife. I think it's okay. Harry Williams, I think it does the trick. It's working. What about the Uyghurs? Thank you very much for the tip. Well, what about them? You know? There's a lot of consternation going on out there about them.

1719
01:29:50,540 --> 01:30:09,340
And look, from what I heard, there was a little bit of re-education going on. Okay? Let's not have a go at old China just because of everything we've been told about the Uyghur scenario.

1720
01:30:09,340 --> 01:30:38,180
There was just a bit of re-education needed. So... A train came along and they put people on a train and sent them to a camp. Now that sounds bad. But it wasn't a... From what I could gather, it wasn't a bad camp. It was a great camp and it had running water and food and everything. And then classrooms as well, you know? That's what I heard.

1721
01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:57,180
Do you know? And look, compared to history, where else have we heard about that? And what were those camps like? Now they definitely weren't like the ones that we've heard about in China. Now I'm not condoning what has gone on. Because I don't even know what has gone on out in China.

1722
01:30:57,180 --> 01:31:07,740
whatever it is we don't know we don't know until we're actually there and it's

1723
01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:14,820
faced we're faced with us the world shots from a drone or a helicopter that

1724
01:31:14,820 --> 01:31:18,180
shown a fella getting beaten though when he was getting after that's what I heard

1725
01:31:18,180 --> 01:31:25,020
but how do we not know that could have been so many I getting harder now to

1726
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:35,580
really understand what is what and what is not because okay Google volume down now okay

1727
01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:46,620
Google volume down again now the volumes of three is getting okay Google are you

1728
01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:53,740
getting cheeky with me yeah you fucking didn't

1729
01:31:53,740 --> 01:31:58,420
keep it that way

1730
01:31:58,420 --> 01:32:02,360
but

1731
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,480
the thing is

1732
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:06,560
you wouldn't really know what the hell's going on

1733
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,460
out there

1734
01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:11,000
unless you went out there

1735
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,300
for a little goosey gander yourself

1736
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:15,640
from what I hear

1737
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:17,160
the Uyghurs are good fellas

1738
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:22,640
there just might have been a bit of a misunderstanding

1739
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:23,620
between them

1740
01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:26,500
and the official China

1741
01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:27,780
people

1742
01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:30,340
and

1743
01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:34,240
you can't really say anything bad about China

1744
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,860
in China

1745
01:32:35,860 --> 01:32:37,540
do you know

1746
01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:40,560
even though they have

1747
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,640
good food you can't really say

1748
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,360
you can't speak your mind because

1749
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:46,540
they'll do you

1750
01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:48,480
you might

1751
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,480
catch the midnight train to

1752
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,780
Shlab City if you say something wrong out there

1753
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:58,540
one of those brand new bullet trains that they've got one of those maglev trains

1754
01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:01,220
you'll be on one of them faster than you think

1755
01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:06,060
out to fucking no man's land

1756
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:25,220
social credit score I'm not sure about that either you know you hear stuff being said about that

1757
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:28,460
but is it really happening?

1758
01:33:28,660 --> 01:33:31,000
have people got a social credit score?

1759
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:32,120
and

1760
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:34,420
is there really

1761
01:33:34,420 --> 01:33:37,480
there's probably a social credit score going on here

1762
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:39,880
but they just don't tell us about it

1763
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:40,540
you know, everything

1764
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:43,580
everyone has a little secret file

1765
01:33:43,580 --> 01:33:45,640
attached to their main file

1766
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,140
you've got your PPS

1767
01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:49,800
and your social security

1768
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,720
and then attached to that then

1769
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:53,400
there's the

1770
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,600
intel file that they've scraped

1771
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,140
which has

1772
01:33:58,140 --> 01:34:01,280
all the unofficial information about you

1773
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:01,980
that you've

1774
01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:04,820
willingly put out there, you know

1775
01:34:04,820 --> 01:34:08,660
he did this and such and such here

1776
01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:11,760
has been known to have said this in the past

1777
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:14,700
XYZ

1778
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:15,840
blah blah blah

1779
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:20,920
but in China it's like they've gamified it

1780
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,020
and they've made a thing out of it

1781
01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,100
that people are actually

1782
01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:28,360
going to get rewards or something

1783
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:30,900
maybe you don't get your money or your benefits

1784
01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:34,400
if you said bad stuff about Xi Jinping

1785
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:38,680
but if you've sang his praises and said he was a good fella

1786
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:40,160
and he was a good lad

1787
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:42,400
then you'll get your money, you know

1788
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:45,600
you'll get your money or you won't get a smack

1789
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:52,780
wanton Tommy, thank you very much for the tip and official China people say hi, thank you very much

1790
01:34:52,780 --> 01:35:07,980
now a brand new egg smashing technique I've developed I used to be always doing this hitting the side of something whether it were a bowl or a cup or what not but now I just do this boom

1791
01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:18,360
see that little dint, little dimmick then just quack right out into the slop pot like that

1792
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:35,700
Christ and it's satisfying as well just to do this shit actually I got a little bit of egg there maybe don't drop it from such a height maybe I'll put there bam

1793
01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:42,700
the drop and pop as Gary Brown calls it

1794
01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:48,700
lovely stuff bit of a whisk

1795
01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:59,700
you don't have to go hell for another arse over tit

1796
01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:07,700
I prefer to just give it a light jab you know so that you end up the egg that you end up with

1797
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:15,700
has a kind of mix some of it is very eggy and yokey and then there's other bits that aren't

1798
01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:34,700
it's a lucky bag it's a lucky bag what we're doing that we'll stick our pan on get ready to start frying our garlic

1799
01:36:34,700 --> 01:37:03,700
how's the noodles cooked yet says Frank the noodles is still a ball oh shit you're right you're right good job you fucking told me I need to actually get the noodles made into noodles before I start putting the garlic on

1800
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:10,700
the main thing is that our elementary ingredients are prepared turn that pan off

1801
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:26,700
leave these two fellas in the little top hatch like that there now we can move you over here

1802
01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:38,700
might even move our elementary ingredients over here as well good job there Frank fucking reminded us about that otherwise I would have been up shit creek

1803
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:45,700
and that's some lovely Chinese sounds now but I want to put the match on

1804
01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:53,700
you just put the match on just cover the fucking lens cap there so I don't get taken down by the premiership

1805
01:37:53,700 --> 01:38:00,700
and when I turn around then I can pop it back on

1806
01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:07,700
ok google stop

1807
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:21,700
ok google stop

1808
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:41,820
Now where is this match? Beautiful stuff.

1809
01:38:41,820 --> 01:39:08,580
That's Andy Townsend. Or at least it sounds like him. There's our clock.

1810
01:39:08,580 --> 01:39:38,560
That's what I do.

1811
01:39:38,560 --> 01:40:08,540
That's what I do.

1812
01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:10,540
Cool.

1813
01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:15,540
Cool.

1814
01:40:15,540 --> 01:40:20,540
Cool.

1815
01:40:20,540 --> 01:40:22,540
Cool.

1816
01:40:22,540 --> 01:40:23,040
Now.

1817
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:29,200
Eng, Pastor Canglou.

1818
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,000
It's coming for you.

1819
01:40:50,300 --> 01:40:53,100
Baby's got blue countertop. Thank you very much.

1820
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:09,760
This is our big, big dough ball right here. It's actually too much dough. But it could be, it could be enough.

1821
01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:13,700
I think it'll be grand. I think it'll be grand.

1822
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:22,900
And it's, it's smooth. It's great. That little bit of extra sitting down really, really, really worked out well.

1823
01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:31,440
That tea towel just had a bit of coffee on it from, oh fuck.

1824
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:36,260
That's someone saying lovely clean tea towel there. It was clean.

1825
01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:40,020
Julian.

1826
01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:49,280
Here we go.

1827
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:11,500
Can always freeze the noodles if necessary.

1828
01:42:16,540 --> 01:42:17,700
Great feet from Sela.

1829
01:42:18,480 --> 01:42:19,240
Crossbar.

1830
01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:23,240
The Egyptian is moving well apparently.

1831
01:42:24,620 --> 01:42:26,540
Shout out to Carl from Tala.

1832
01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:29,580
Who never shuts the fuck up about Pathfinder.

1833
01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:30,940
And Joy.

1834
01:42:31,660 --> 01:42:34,240
Who said there's too many people in this party.

1835
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:36,800
Thank you very much there for the tip.

1836
01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:38,380
Bad bowl of Weetabix.

1837
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,580
Now we get our rolling bottle out.

1838
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:44,680
Traditional Chinese.

1839
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:47,600
Kombucha rolling bottle.

1840
01:42:47,600 --> 01:43:09,040
Feels great.

1841
01:43:09,980 --> 01:43:11,300
The texture feels great.

1842
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:12,960
It's just happening.

1843
01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:14,240
It's happening really nicely.

1844
01:43:16,740 --> 01:43:19,280
And it's been a dominating start.

1845
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:20,980
From me.

1846
01:43:22,260 --> 01:43:24,580
Playing this dough away from home.

1847
01:43:26,340 --> 01:43:28,480
We want to get a result here on the road.

1848
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:29,580
Against this dough.

1849
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,980
This is pure Chinese.

1850
01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:36,820
Right here.

1851
01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:44,600
I'm really, really.

1852
01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,720
Happy about this dough.

1853
01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:48,480
It's probably the best.

1854
01:43:48,980 --> 01:43:49,760
The best yet.

1855
01:43:50,860 --> 01:43:51,940
It's the best yet.

1856
01:44:01,940 --> 01:44:03,360
Archie Gray is playing, is he?

1857
01:44:08,260 --> 01:44:10,400
I just heard Gray mention then.

1858
01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:24,320
Just watching there.

1859
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:24,640
I thought.

1860
01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:26,380
I could hear them.

1861
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:30,120
People saying just do it on the counter.

1862
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:32,660
Not for me.

1863
01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,240
What the fuck's that.

1864
01:44:37,060 --> 01:44:37,940
Archie Gray.

1865
01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:37,940
Archie Gray.

1866
01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:39,680
He's slid back to Spurs.

1867
01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:40,940
He was upside anyway.

1868
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:42,620
I don't think I'm real angry.

1869
01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:44,100
Spurs fans.

1870
01:44:44,420 --> 01:44:44,740
Right.

1871
01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:45,400
Archie Gray.

1872
01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:46,160
Just as I was.

1873
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:48,700
Mentioned him then.

1874
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:49,840
He went offside I think.

1875
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:57,080
And the reason not to do it on the counter as well is that.

1876
01:44:57,440 --> 01:44:58,800
You want to really get itching.

1877
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,400
You want to be able to feel the dough.

1878
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:02,900
And get a feel for it in your hands.

1879
01:45:03,060 --> 01:45:05,680
And know exactly which areas need attention.

1880
01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:09,920
Which parts of the dough you want to attack.

1881
01:45:10,780 --> 01:45:11,720
Next because.

1882
01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,960
I'm getting a feel for it then you know.

1883
01:45:16,420 --> 01:45:20,580
Some areas have been overly worked by the kombucha bottle.

1884
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:24,760
Some of the areas haven't.

1885
01:45:25,860 --> 01:45:28,700
And I know that because I'm getting to know the dough.

1886
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:32,040
I'm beginning to learn how it is as a unit.

1887
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:32,680
As a thing.

1888
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:36,860
And you need to do that as well.

1889
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:41,300
A lot of people don't take into account the dough's feelings.

1890
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,100
Or thoughts.

1891
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:50,040
There's method to the madness.

1892
01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:50,220
Yes.

1893
01:45:50,220 --> 01:45:50,320
Yes.

1894
01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:51,320
Nice.

1895
01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:52,320
Nice.

1896
01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:53,320
Nice.

1897
01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:54,320
Nice.

1898
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:55,320
Nice.

1899
01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:56,320
Nice.

1900
01:45:56,320 --> 01:45:57,320
Nice.

1901
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:58,320
Nice.

1902
01:45:58,320 --> 01:46:09,960
I think that's really well. As a Liverpool player, you don't even have to play. A Liverpool country, you can just put it into that country. You know Salas will make it run.

1903
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:39,940
I think we're ready to fold. You've got to know when to hold it.

1904
01:46:39,940 --> 01:46:53,120
You've got to know when to hold it. You've got to know when to do it. You've got to know when to roll it. You've got to know when to hide away.

1905
01:46:56,640 --> 01:47:03,180
Luis Diaz, the Colombian dreamscaper. He's just got something.

1906
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:39,900
Right, this is it. This is the big bamboo in the right here.

1907
01:47:39,900 --> 01:48:09,880
This is the first Premier League goal since September by Colombia.

1908
01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:15,380
Yeah he hasn't really been banging them in like he used to.

1909
01:48:24,380 --> 01:48:38,380
Maybe he has. Maybe he has. See he has to have been if he pulled it on so well. Just like it doesn't really seem like he's on fire as he was when he first arrived.

1910
01:48:38,380 --> 01:49:06,880
And then he had that lung injury spell as well you know. That's a very fat boy. Fat boy Slim.

1911
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:12,880
Scoring against Chelsea, scoring against Rangers in the European League, scoring against Hampton, scoring against Manchester.

1912
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,880
Over the middle of the midweek.

1913
01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:20,880
Hoping today to keep the rock to make it. Go to the pocket games in a road there Kozovski.

1914
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:32,880
Once again, Fondham's size 5. And it has become a perennial combo for Tottenham. They've now considered the opening goal 14 of their 18 Premier League.

1915
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:38,880
We unfurl these guys.

1916
01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:46,880
And they might bond then. When you leave them in the little bowling like this, they could bond.

1917
01:49:46,880 --> 01:50:02,880
Which isn't the worst. Unless they get really super bonded. But if they do bond then, that's kind of part of the enjoyment I find. Is that you end up with these kind of Frankenstein mishmashes of noodles.

1918
01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:16,880
Big thick. Look at that. It's like a gentleman's tie. I could actually save that. And wear it as a tie. To a fucking wedding.

1919
01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:30,880
But I won't. I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Not at a wedding. But in a kitchen. In my kitchen.

1920
01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:44,880
That guy is just... He's taking the piss. This one is... It's a real piss take of a noodle. So we'll just...

1921
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:48,880
Hand craft this one.

1922
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:06,880
That's a big boy. That's a real big boy. That's a beautiful...

1923
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,880
There you have it.

1924
01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:16,880
You might even leave them to breathe a little outside on the deck.

1925
01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,880
Spread them out a bit.

1926
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:26,880
And if they bond, like I said, if they bond, they bond.

1927
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:28,880
Get to know each other.

1928
01:51:30,880 --> 01:51:31,880
Alright there lads.

1929
01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:32,880
You get to know each other.

1930
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:35,880
And soon you'll be in a lovely bath.

1931
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:40,880
Soon you'll get a lovely bath. You'll be taken care of.

1932
01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:46,880
I think I'm gonna do the Bovril one on it.

1933
01:51:46,880 --> 01:51:48,880
Just a teaspoon. For the beefy noodles.

1934
01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:50,880
Thank you very much there, boy George.

1935
01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:54,880
Dough they know it's Christmas time, you say.

1936
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:56,880
I just wanna see the match here for a minute.

1937
01:51:56,880 --> 01:52:00,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there so I don't get taken down by the football boys.

1938
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:02,880
Oh yeah, I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well.

1939
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,880
I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well.

1940
01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:04,880
I think that's a good one.

1941
01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:06,880
I'm just gonna get taken down by the football boys.

1942
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:07,880
Okay.

1943
01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:08,880
I squeeze a lime in it as well.

1944
01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:08,880
I squeeze a lime in it as well.

1945
01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:09,880
I squeeze a lime in it as well.

1946
01:52:09,880 --> 01:52:10,880
I squeeze a lime in there.

1947
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:14,880
I'm just gonna get taken down by the football boys.

1948
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:21,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there so I don't get taken down by the football boys.

1949
01:52:21,880 --> 01:52:27,880
Oh yeah, I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well.

1950
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:39,880
I squeeze a lime in the soup at the end of the soup.

1951
01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:40,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1952
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:41,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1953
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:42,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1954
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:43,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1955
01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:44,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1956
01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:45,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1957
01:52:45,880 --> 01:52:46,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1958
01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:47,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1959
01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:48,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1960
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1961
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1962
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:51,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1963
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:52,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1964
01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:53,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1965
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:54,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1966
01:52:54,880 --> 01:52:55,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1967
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:56,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1968
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:57,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1969
01:52:57,880 --> 01:52:58,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1970
01:52:58,880 --> 01:52:59,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1971
01:52:59,880 --> 01:53:00,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1972
01:53:00,880 --> 01:53:01,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1973
01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:02,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1974
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:03,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1975
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:04,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1976
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:05,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1977
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:06,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1978
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:07,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1979
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:08,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1980
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:09,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1981
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:10,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1982
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:11,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1983
01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:12,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1984
01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:13,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1985
01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:14,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1986
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:15,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1987
01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:16,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1988
01:53:16,880 --> 01:53:17,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1989
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:18,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1990
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:19,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1991
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:20,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1992
01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:21,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1993
01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:22,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1994
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:23,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1995
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:24,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1996
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:25,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1997
01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:26,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1998
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:27,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

1999
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:28,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2000
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:29,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2001
01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:30,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2002
01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:31,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2003
01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:32,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2004
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:33,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2005
01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:34,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2006
01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2007
01:53:35,880 --> 01:53:36,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2008
01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:37,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2009
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2010
01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:39,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2011
01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:40,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2012
01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:41,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2013
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:42,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2014
01:53:42,880 --> 01:53:43,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2015
01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:44,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2016
01:53:44,880 --> 01:53:45,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2017
01:53:45,880 --> 01:53:46,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2018
01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:47,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2019
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:48,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2020
01:53:48,880 --> 01:53:49,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2021
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:50,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2022
01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:51,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2023
01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:52,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2024
01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:53,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2025
01:53:53,880 --> 01:53:54,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2026
01:53:54,880 --> 01:53:55,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2027
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:56,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2028
01:53:56,880 --> 01:53:57,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2029
01:53:57,880 --> 01:53:58,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2030
01:53:58,880 --> 01:53:59,880
I'm gonna hold my hands there.

2031
01:53:59,880 --> 01:54:00,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2032
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:01,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2033
01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:02,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2034
01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:03,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2035
01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:04,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2036
01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:05,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2037
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:06,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2038
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:07,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2039
01:54:07,880 --> 01:54:08,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2040
01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:09,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2041
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:10,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2042
01:54:10,880 --> 01:54:11,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2043
01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:12,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2044
01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:13,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2045
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:14,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2046
01:54:14,880 --> 01:54:15,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2047
01:54:15,880 --> 01:54:16,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2048
01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:17,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2049
01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:18,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2050
01:54:18,880 --> 01:54:19,880
I'm just gonna hold my hands there.

2051
01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:26,880
Wait for that to pick up the pace.

2052
01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:32,880
I wonder would it read the algorithm?

2053
01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:34,880
Read it if it's like that.

2054
01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:36,880
You're just seeing bits of it through the...

2055
01:54:36,880 --> 01:54:40,880
Keeps on jerking now.

2056
01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:45,880
Let's see what we're going there now.

2057
01:54:45,880 --> 01:55:14,880
Now, in with the Gerlach.

2058
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:19,880
And mix that about with your oil.

2059
01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:39,880
Remember, I pre-loaded the kettle with enough water to boil for the eventual soup making process.

2060
01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:42,880
I'm gonna boil that now.

2061
01:55:42,880 --> 01:55:46,880
So it's ready to go in a few minutes time.

2062
01:55:46,880 --> 01:55:51,880
It's half a bulb there, Damien Crawford.

2063
01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:52,880
Half a bulb of garlic.

2064
01:55:52,880 --> 01:55:56,880
Half a garlic is what you need.

2065
01:55:56,880 --> 01:55:58,880
For your...

2066
01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:01,880
You're making the tomato soup.

2067
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:07,880
You're making this spicy beef tomato noodle soup.

2068
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:09,880
Half a garlic is necessary.

2069
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:14,880
Cody Gakpo into the book.

2070
01:56:14,880 --> 01:56:15,880
That's Gakpo.

2071
01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:27,880
People didn't like the fact that I turned the garlic brown.

2072
01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:29,880
The last day.

2073
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:31,880
They were saying that's not right.

2074
01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:34,880
But you don't understand what the taste is like.

2075
01:56:34,880 --> 01:56:36,880
I like that taste.

2076
01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:38,880
It's almost...

2077
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:41,880
It's toasted garlic taste.

2078
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:42,880
It's just different.

2079
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:43,880
You know, just tastes different.

2080
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:44,880
Tastes good.

2081
01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:47,880
It's a quality bit of business.

2082
01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:50,880
And I was told that.

2083
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:53,880
Showing how to cook it.

2084
01:56:53,880 --> 01:56:54,880
By a fully...

2085
01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:58,880
Full Chinese person.

2086
01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:02,880
Spoke great English.

2087
01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:05,880
Showed me the ropes.

2088
01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:06,880
Showed me how to do it.

2089
01:57:06,880 --> 01:57:11,880
Basic elementary meal.

2090
01:57:11,880 --> 01:57:16,880
They grew up on a farm.

2091
01:57:16,880 --> 01:57:20,880
Rural China.

2092
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:23,880
Said the mother made this.

2093
01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:25,880
And it was a game...

2094
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:28,880
It really helped...

2095
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:30,880
With the stomach as well.

2096
01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:33,880
Which was a boon.

2097
01:57:33,880 --> 01:57:35,880
A boon for me.

2098
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:37,880
At the time.

2099
01:57:37,880 --> 01:57:38,880
And still is.

2100
01:57:42,880 --> 01:57:45,880
Make sure the garlic is getting nice and brown there.

2101
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:47,880
Not burnt.

2102
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:48,880
Just brown.

2103
01:57:48,880 --> 01:57:52,880
Knock your heat down to about 5.

2104
01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:57,880
And we can see it just beginning to...

2105
01:57:57,880 --> 01:57:59,880
Change color slightly.

2106
01:57:59,880 --> 01:58:11,880
Put our extraction unit on.

2107
01:58:11,880 --> 01:58:12,880
Oh.

2108
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:15,880
Unfortunately it's not a borer.

2109
01:58:15,880 --> 01:58:18,880
But it does the job.

2110
01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:31,880
Now it's time to throw the onion in.

2111
01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:45,340
You might think I'm using too much oil.

2112
01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:47,720
That was only a drizzle.

2113
01:58:49,460 --> 01:58:53,000
That was only a drizzle that I hit the initial garlic with.

2114
01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:54,960
So I'm just going to give it another drip or two.

2115
01:58:56,320 --> 01:58:57,160
Drippernomics.

2116
01:58:57,160 --> 01:59:06,400
Thank you very much there, Vladimir Shulton.

2117
01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:16,240
Can you address the rumors of your behind-the-scenes consultancy role with the Healy Raid dynasty in the recent government formation?

2118
01:59:16,420 --> 01:59:18,920
Well, I don't have anything to do with that.

2119
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:22,760
All I can say is that I was just making soup for the boys.

2120
01:59:23,980 --> 01:59:24,760
They enjoyed it.

2121
01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:38,480
They said, Tom, we want to have you inside the chamber, main chamber, for the newly formed 39th doll.

2122
01:59:39,100 --> 01:59:40,420
Or whatever number it was.

2123
01:59:40,580 --> 01:59:41,300
I can't remember.

2124
01:59:45,260 --> 01:59:46,200
Pardon me.

2125
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:49,820
Maybe it's the 46th doll or something.

2126
01:59:50,680 --> 01:59:52,100
Maybe it's the 51st.

2127
01:59:53,060 --> 01:59:53,820
No, it's not.

2128
01:59:53,980 --> 01:59:54,540
Maybe it's...

2129
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:54,980
What is it?

2130
01:59:55,020 --> 01:59:57,340
Maybe it's the 38th doll.

2131
02:00:02,100 --> 02:00:03,500
The 39th, is it?

2132
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:08,200
Can anybody tell me what doll we're under?

2133
02:00:12,940 --> 02:00:14,060
Can anybody tell me?

2134
02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:14,060
Can anybody tell me?

2135
02:00:22,400 --> 02:00:30,520
You can't see because I've got the camera focused on the pan here.

2136
02:00:31,200 --> 02:00:32,920
But I moved away to cuff.

2137
02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:37,520
I wasn't cuffing into the photo.

2138
02:00:37,520 --> 02:00:41,960
Because I saw someone say that.

2139
02:00:42,020 --> 02:00:43,240
That's authentically now.

2140
02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:44,960
That's an authentic Chinese dish.

2141
02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:46,960
And that was wrong.

2142
02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:48,720
And it was racist what you said.

2143
02:00:50,120 --> 02:00:51,660
It's the 34th doll.

2144
02:00:51,780 --> 02:00:52,380
Okay, I get you.

2145
02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,760
But at the same time, it's not really racist.

2146
02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:05,040
Because I've heard that it's all sound.

2147
02:01:05,460 --> 02:01:06,800
To cough and to burp.

2148
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:08,460
And fart.

2149
02:01:08,700 --> 02:01:09,900
And everything over in China.

2150
02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:10,500
They love it.

2151
02:01:10,860 --> 02:01:14,220
And it's not a bad thing to do that in front of people.

2152
02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:17,840
And you can get away with it, you know.

2153
02:01:18,800 --> 02:01:21,220
I think it might even be encouraged.

2154
02:01:21,220 --> 02:01:33,040
It's culturally insensitive by our standards.

2155
02:01:37,100 --> 02:01:39,060
And Tempo says live there for a while.

2156
02:01:39,240 --> 02:01:39,940
Can confirm.

2157
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:40,440
There we go.

2158
02:01:40,580 --> 02:01:42,740
Now, these boys are ready for the tomato.

2159
02:01:45,740 --> 02:01:48,380
And I can smell the toasted garlic to perfection.

2160
02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:50,780
It's not totally brown.

2161
02:01:51,860 --> 02:01:52,800
But it works.

2162
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:54,520
It's just at the right level, you know.

2163
02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:07,580
And our soccer has gone off.

2164
02:02:08,880 --> 02:02:11,840
I don't know why that has happened.

2165
02:02:13,660 --> 02:02:16,760
And my subscription that I paid for.

2166
02:02:17,420 --> 02:02:19,180
Just the internet maybe isn't after that.

2167
02:02:19,240 --> 02:02:20,920
So I just need to refresh it.

2168
02:02:25,140 --> 02:02:30,340
Just refresh my scenario there.

2169
02:02:41,460 --> 02:02:42,240
Two nil.

2170
02:02:42,240 --> 02:02:42,240
Two nil.

2171
02:02:42,240 --> 02:02:43,080
I missed the goal.

2172
02:02:46,080 --> 02:02:47,400
I missed the goal.

2173
02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:56,040
Was it Salah?

2174
02:02:58,540 --> 02:03:00,160
Mr. Winger Man.

2175
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:02,240
Baba Roomba.

2176
02:03:02,580 --> 02:03:03,980
Mr. Winger Man.

2177
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:04,920
Salah.

2178
02:03:05,940 --> 02:03:07,280
Mr. Winger Man.

2179
02:03:07,840 --> 02:03:08,680
Scooby-Doo-Bip.

2180
02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:11,580
McAllister.

2181
02:03:11,580 --> 02:03:12,580
Gary McAllister.

2182
02:03:12,580 --> 02:03:18,320
The Argentinian book.

2183
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:21,680
It was actually from Dundalk.

2184
02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:23,220
Or somewhere.

2185
02:03:28,220 --> 02:03:33,160
Now, let's throw a lack of our Lee Com Kee sauce.

2186
02:03:34,840 --> 02:03:36,120
Into the mixing unit.

2187
02:03:36,660 --> 02:03:36,920
Bam.

2188
02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:37,580
Bam.

2189
02:03:39,080 --> 02:03:40,000
And good luck.

2190
02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:45,200
Some would say that's too much.

2191
02:03:47,140 --> 02:03:50,160
But you haven't been here.

2192
02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:50,980
You're not here.

2193
02:03:51,120 --> 02:03:52,020
So you don't know.

2194
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:55,580
I'm not having a go at you or anything like that.

2195
02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:56,400
But you don't know.

2196
02:03:58,000 --> 02:04:00,240
I might even throw in the rest of that tomato.

2197
02:04:00,240 --> 02:04:09,800
It's not a Tesco yellow sticker.

2198
02:04:10,940 --> 02:04:12,180
Special Ares.

2199
02:04:12,400 --> 02:04:16,060
It's a pure Asian fantasy.

2200
02:04:18,020 --> 02:04:20,780
from the actual Asian outlet store.

2201
02:04:29,720 --> 02:04:31,200
Only the best.

2202
02:04:32,060 --> 02:04:33,060
Best of the best.

2203
02:04:41,060 --> 02:05:01,020
This is going to form the basis of our soup, the stock of our soup.

2204
02:05:01,020 --> 02:05:26,340
The hearty stock, mushing down any of the residual tomatoes that are too chunky. Get that into there. Get our secondary hob on for the egg. Eggman cometh.

2205
02:05:26,340 --> 02:05:44,660
That's another goal for Tottenham Hotspur. It looks like medicine. Didn't I tell you it could be a 4-3 scenario. I think it's going to be 4-3 to Liverpool in the end. They're going to VAR.

2206
02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:48,660
*Painful Scrims*

2207
02:05:48,660 --> 02:05:50,660
*Painful Scrims*

2208
02:05:50,660 --> 02:05:52,660
*Painful Scrims*

2209
02:05:52,660 --> 02:05:54,660
*Painful Scrims*

2210
02:05:54,660 --> 02:05:56,660
*Painful Scrims*

2211
02:05:56,660 --> 02:05:58,660
*Painful Scrims*

2212
02:05:58,660 --> 02:06:00,660
*Painful Scrims*

2213
02:06:00,660 --> 02:06:02,660
*Painful Scrims*

2214
02:06:02,660 --> 02:06:04,660
*Painful Scrims*

2215
02:06:04,660 --> 02:06:06,660
*Painful Scrims*

2216
02:06:06,660 --> 02:06:08,660
*Painful Scrims*

2217
02:06:08,660 --> 02:06:10,660
*Painful Scrims*

2218
02:06:10,660 --> 02:06:12,660
*Painful Scrims*

2219
02:06:12,660 --> 02:06:14,660
*Painful Scrims*

2220
02:06:14,660 --> 02:06:16,660
*Painful Scrims*

2221
02:06:16,660 --> 02:06:18,660
*Painful Scrims*

2222
02:06:18,660 --> 02:06:20,660
*Painful Scrims*

2223
02:06:20,660 --> 02:06:22,660
*Painful Scrims*

2224
02:06:22,660 --> 02:06:24,660
*Painful Scrims*

2225
02:06:24,660 --> 02:06:26,660
*Painful Scrims*

2226
02:06:26,660 --> 02:06:28,660
*Painful Scrims*

2227
02:06:28,660 --> 02:06:30,660
*Painful Scrims*

2228
02:06:30,660 --> 02:06:32,660
*Painful Scrims*

2229
02:06:32,660 --> 02:06:34,660
*Painful Scrims*

2230
02:06:34,660 --> 02:06:36,660
*Painful Scrims*

2231
02:06:36,660 --> 02:06:38,660
*Painful Scrims*

2232
02:06:38,660 --> 02:06:40,660
*Painful Scrims*

2233
02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:42,660
*Painful Scrims*

2234
02:06:42,660 --> 02:06:44,660
*Painful Scrims*

2235
02:06:44,660 --> 02:06:46,660
*Painful Scrims*

2236
02:06:46,660 --> 02:06:48,660
*Painful Scrims*

2237
02:06:48,660 --> 02:06:50,660
*Painful Scrims*

2238
02:06:50,660 --> 02:06:52,660
*Painful Scrims*

2239
02:06:52,660 --> 02:06:54,660
*Painful Scrims*

2240
02:06:54,660 --> 02:06:56,660
*Painful Scrims*

2241
02:06:56,660 --> 02:06:58,660
*Painful Scrims*

2242
02:06:58,660 --> 02:07:00,660
*Painful Scrims*

2243
02:07:00,660 --> 02:07:02,660
*Painful Scrims*

2244
02:07:02,660 --> 02:07:04,660
*Painful Scrims*

2245
02:07:04,660 --> 02:07:06,660
*Painful Scrims*

2246
02:07:06,660 --> 02:07:08,660
*Painful Scrims*

2247
02:07:08,660 --> 02:07:10,660
*Painful Scrims*

2248
02:07:10,660 --> 02:07:12,660
*Painful Scrims*

2249
02:07:12,660 --> 02:07:14,660
*Painful Scrims*

2250
02:07:14,660 --> 02:07:16,660
*Painful Scrims*

2251
02:07:16,660 --> 02:07:18,660
*Painful Scrims*

2252
02:07:18,660 --> 02:07:20,660
*Painful Scrims*

2253
02:07:20,660 --> 02:07:22,660
*Painful Scrims*

2254
02:07:22,660 --> 02:07:24,660
*Painful Scrims*

2255
02:07:24,660 --> 02:07:26,660
*Painful Scrims*

2256
02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:28,660
*Painful Scrims*

2257
02:07:28,660 --> 02:07:28,660
*Painful Scrims*

2258
02:07:28,660 --> 02:07:29,660
*Painful Scrims*

2259
02:07:29,660 --> 02:07:30,660
*Painful Scrims*

2260
02:07:30,660 --> 02:07:30,660
*Painful Scrims*

2261
02:07:30,660 --> 02:07:31,660
*Painful Scrims*

2262
02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:32,660
*Painful Scrims*

2263
02:07:32,660 --> 02:07:33,660
*Painful Scrims*

2264
02:07:33,660 --> 02:07:34,660
*Painful Scrims*

2265
02:07:34,660 --> 02:07:35,660
*Painful Scrims*

2266
02:07:35,660 --> 02:07:36,660
*Painful Scrims*

2267
02:07:36,660 --> 02:07:37,660
*Painful Scrims*

2268
02:07:37,660 --> 02:07:38,660
*Painful Scrims*

2269
02:07:38,660 --> 02:07:39,660
*Painful Scrims*

2270
02:07:39,660 --> 02:07:40,660
*Painful Scrims*

2271
02:07:40,660 --> 02:07:41,660
*Painful Scrims*

2272
02:07:41,660 --> 02:07:42,660
*Painful Scrims*

2273
02:07:42,660 --> 02:07:43,660
*Painful Scrims*

2274
02:07:43,660 --> 02:07:44,660
*Painful Scrims*

2275
02:07:44,660 --> 02:07:45,660
*Painful Scrims*

2276
02:07:45,660 --> 02:07:46,660
*Painful Scrims*

2277
02:07:46,660 --> 02:07:47,660
*Painful Scrims*

2278
02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:48,660
*Painful Scrims*

2279
02:07:48,660 --> 02:07:49,660
*Painful Scrims*

2280
02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:50,660
*Painful Scrims*

2281
02:07:50,660 --> 02:07:51,660
*Painful Scrims*

2282
02:07:51,660 --> 02:07:52,660
*Painful Scrims*

2283
02:07:52,660 --> 02:07:53,660
*Painful Scrims*

2284
02:07:53,660 --> 02:07:54,660
*Painful Scrims*

2285
02:07:54,660 --> 02:07:55,660
*Painful Scrims*

2286
02:07:55,660 --> 02:07:56,660
*Painful Scrims*

2287
02:07:56,660 --> 02:07:57,660
*Painful Scrims*

2288
02:07:57,660 --> 02:07:59,660
*Painful Scrims*

2289
02:07:59,660 --> 02:08:00,660
*Painful Scrims*

2290
02:08:00,660 --> 02:08:01,660
*Painful Scrims*

2291
02:08:01,660 --> 02:08:02,660
*Painful Scrims*

2292
02:08:02,660 --> 02:08:03,660
*Painful Scrims*

2293
02:08:03,660 --> 02:08:04,660
*Painful Scrims*

2294
02:08:04,660 --> 02:08:05,660
*Painful Scrims*

2295
02:08:05,660 --> 02:08:06,660
*Painful Scrims*

2296
02:08:06,660 --> 02:08:07,660
*Painful Scrims*

2297
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:08,660
*Painful Scrims*

2298
02:08:08,660 --> 02:08:09,660
*Painful Scrims*

2299
02:08:09,660 --> 02:08:10,660
*Painful Scrims*

2300
02:08:10,660 --> 02:08:11,660
*Painful Scrims*

2301
02:08:11,660 --> 02:08:12,660
*Painful Scrims*

2302
02:08:12,660 --> 02:08:13,660
*Painful Scrims*

2303
02:08:13,660 --> 02:08:14,660
*Painful Scrims*

2304
02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:14,660
*Painful Scrims*

2305
02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:15,660
*Painful Scrims*

2306
02:08:15,660 --> 02:08:16,660
*Painful Scrims*

2307
02:08:16,660 --> 02:08:17,660
*Painful Scrims*

2308
02:08:17,660 --> 02:08:18,660
*Painful Scrims*

2309
02:08:18,660 --> 02:08:19,660
*Painful Scrims*

2310
02:08:19,660 --> 02:08:20,660
*Painful Scrims*

2311
02:08:20,660 --> 02:08:28,880
About that.

2312
02:08:39,360 --> 02:08:40,180
Not much.

2313
02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,060
You don't need much.

2314
02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:42,900
I could have put more in there.

2315
02:08:46,820 --> 02:08:48,440
I'll stick the noodles in there.

2316
02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:51,080
Noodle dreams.

2317
02:09:02,460 --> 02:09:04,040
Kind of one by one job.

2318
02:09:04,180 --> 02:09:06,400
Because if you bring them all in at the same time.

2319
02:09:06,480 --> 02:09:07,280
They'll lower the heat.

2320
02:09:16,700 --> 02:09:18,920
We're not going to put the eggs in like last time.

2321
02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:19,900
We'll leave the eggs out.

2322
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:22,960
And just add them a la carte at the end.

2323
02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:25,320
If you want to add egg into your dish.

2324
02:09:25,420 --> 02:09:26,060
You can have it.

2325
02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:28,900
Serve it in the soup near the end of the dish.

2326
02:09:29,160 --> 02:09:32,400
But we won't boil them inside.

2327
02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:37,320
We'll have to give the noodles enough time to breathe as well.

2328
02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:39,840
Inside the joint.

2329
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:52,120
Make sure they're not sticking together in there.

2330
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:54,180
Not that it really matters much.

2331
02:09:54,180 --> 02:09:57,580
But you can see some of these guys are bonding together here.

2332
02:09:57,580 --> 02:09:58,580
And that's fine.

2333
02:09:58,580 --> 02:09:59,920
And that's fine.

2334
02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:02,100
We'll have that.

2335
02:10:04,100 --> 02:10:06,480
That's a thick, thick noodle right there.

2336
02:10:10,740 --> 02:10:11,620
That's the tie.

2337
02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:11,620
That's the tie.

2338
02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:13,800
That's the one that's a tie for an occasion.

2339
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:25,160
Liverpool have scored.

2340
02:10:26,300 --> 02:10:28,460
So I have a lot of blood sugar.

2341
02:10:35,340 --> 02:10:36,620
Dominic garlic.

2342
02:10:36,620 --> 02:11:02,820
Now there is salt or sodium in the Bavril.

2343
02:11:02,820 --> 02:11:04,980
It's salty enough.

2344
02:11:04,980 --> 02:11:11,620
And there was already a bit of salt in the Lee Kum Kee.

2345
02:11:12,500 --> 02:11:18,320
So I won't add any salt extra additional.

2346
02:11:18,780 --> 02:11:21,540
But for a tiny bit.

2347
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,060
Just a tiny bit.

2348
02:11:23,560 --> 02:11:23,880
So that.

2349
02:11:26,740 --> 02:11:28,160
Maybe that's too much.

2350
02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:28,740
Nah.

2351
02:11:29,380 --> 02:11:30,120
That's fine.

2352
02:11:30,680 --> 02:11:31,260
That's fine.

2353
02:11:33,340 --> 02:12:03,320
So, let's go.

2354
02:12:03,320 --> 02:12:22,220
Thank you very much there for the tip. Big Irish noodle. You can actually reduce the heat because I had that on to the maximum. And then stick a lid on it for 10 minutes. But we won't stick a lid on that now because it'll just really over boil.

2355
02:12:22,220 --> 02:12:24,220
So, let's go.

2356
02:12:24,220 --> 02:12:26,220
So, let's go.

2357
02:12:26,220 --> 02:12:28,220
So, let's go.

2358
02:12:28,220 --> 02:12:30,220
So, let's go.

2359
02:12:30,220 --> 02:12:32,220
So, let's go.

2360
02:12:32,220 --> 02:12:34,220
I can't wait to open it up.

2361
02:12:34,220 --> 02:12:36,220
I can't wait to open it up.

2362
02:12:36,220 --> 02:12:38,220
I can't wait to open it up.

2363
02:12:38,220 --> 02:13:08,200
I can't wait to open it up.

2364
02:13:08,200 --> 02:13:38,180
I can't wait to open it up.

2365
02:13:38,180 --> 02:14:08,160
I can't wait to open it up.

2366
02:14:08,160 --> 02:14:38,140
I can't wait to open it up.

2367
02:14:38,140 --> 02:15:08,120
I can't wait to open it up.

2368
02:15:08,120 --> 02:15:38,100
I can't wait to open it up.

2369
02:15:38,100 --> 02:16:08,080
I can't wait to open it up.

2370
02:16:08,080 --> 02:16:38,060
I can't wait to open it up.

2371
02:16:38,060 --> 02:17:08,040
I can't wait to open it up.

2372
02:17:08,040 --> 02:17:38,020
I can't wait to open it up.

2373
02:17:38,020 --> 02:18:08,000
I can't wait to open it up.

2374
02:18:08,000 --> 02:18:37,980
I can't wait to open it up.

2375
02:18:37,980 --> 02:19:07,960
I can't wait to open it up.

2376
02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:37,940
I can't wait to open it up.

2377
02:19:37,940 --> 02:20:07,920
Now, now we need to open it up.

2378
02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:37,900
I can't wait to open it up.

2379
02:20:37,900 --> 02:21:07,880
I can't wait to open it up.

2380
02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:20,780
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, miniature spladges, nothing too amazing or hectic, it's a spicy one, you know.

2381
02:21:22,620 --> 02:21:27,320
And the spice is out at Christmas, then we just mix and mix.

2382
02:21:27,420 --> 02:21:30,960
Maybe we throw an extra noodle or two in there as well, just to be safe.

2383
02:21:32,100 --> 02:21:33,120
Just to be safe.

2384
02:21:36,720 --> 02:21:40,640
Fuck, if we can get the noodle going, it's hard to get these guys out here.

2385
02:21:41,200 --> 02:21:42,040
Might use a fork.

2386
02:21:48,640 --> 02:21:49,660
Put you in there.

2387
02:21:50,640 --> 02:21:52,620
And I'll put that thick lad in there as well.

2388
02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:55,260
Yeah! Yeah!

2389
02:21:57,080 --> 02:21:59,480
Sorry about that. Sorry about that noise.

2390
02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:10,360
Just need to stir that around.

2391
02:22:13,240 --> 02:22:14,420
Whoa, aromatic.

2392
02:22:16,360 --> 02:22:17,940
Joseph of Arimathea.

2393
02:22:19,420 --> 02:22:19,920
Wow!

2394
02:22:19,920 --> 02:22:20,000
Wow!

2395
02:22:32,000 --> 02:22:34,780
Real Chinese stuff.

2396
02:22:36,860 --> 02:22:38,020
Real Chinatown.

2397
02:22:47,680 --> 02:22:48,400
Get a bone of there.

2398
02:22:48,400 --> 02:23:06,480
I actually put too many noodles in there, I think.

2399
02:23:10,880 --> 02:23:11,320
Vinegar.

2400
02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:13,040
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2401
02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:14,880
Very kind of you.

2402
02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:14,880
Very kind of you.

2403
02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:15,280
Very kind of you.

2404
02:23:29,680 --> 02:23:32,880
Okay, I'm just going to change the camera around so it's not...

2405
02:23:32,880 --> 02:23:35,120
First person noodle view.

2406
02:23:37,120 --> 02:23:39,200
Maybe I will have it first person noodle view.

2407
02:23:39,340 --> 02:23:41,740
I mean, that could be disgusting as well, but...

2408
02:23:41,740 --> 02:23:44,740
It could be a real immersive noodle experience.

2409
02:23:46,740 --> 02:23:49,180
I could get noodle on the camera then, though, you know.

2410
02:23:50,020 --> 02:23:51,720
The sounds of the slurp and everything.

2411
02:23:52,820 --> 02:23:54,620
How's that going to work out?

2412
02:23:54,620 --> 02:23:55,620
Welcome back.

2413
02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:55,620
Welcome back.

2414
02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:55,620
Welcome back.

2415
02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:56,620
I'm with Danny.

2416
02:23:56,620 --> 02:23:57,620
Liverpool brilliant.

2417
02:23:57,620 --> 02:23:58,620
Will you have something to say?

2418
02:23:58,620 --> 02:23:59,620
Well, firstly, Liverpool were brilliant.

2419
02:23:59,620 --> 02:24:01,620
The quality is there for all to see.

2420
02:24:01,620 --> 02:24:02,620
Sharp.

2421
02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:03,620
Everybody at it, but...

2422
02:24:03,620 --> 02:24:05,620
First person noodle shooter.

2423
02:24:05,620 --> 02:24:06,620
The...

2424
02:24:06,620 --> 02:24:07,620
The...

2425
02:24:07,620 --> 02:24:08,620
The...

2426
02:24:08,620 --> 02:24:09,620
The...

2427
02:24:09,620 --> 02:24:10,620
...Wideman, Son and Kulisevsky...

2428
02:24:10,620 --> 02:24:11,620
... are...

2429
02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:12,620
...auntic Chinese.

2430
02:24:12,620 --> 02:24:13,620
...and Andy Robinson to go free and make two V1s.

2431
02:24:13,620 --> 02:24:14,620
Is this it?

2432
02:24:14,620 --> 02:24:15,620
Shall we do it?

2433
02:24:15,620 --> 02:24:16,620
Crosses from the fullback.

2434
02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:17,620
Yes, they were great crosses, but...

2435
02:24:17,620 --> 02:24:18,620
Careful with the copyright.

2436
02:24:18,620 --> 02:24:19,620
Okay, yeah.

2437
02:24:19,620 --> 02:24:20,620
Time and time.

2438
02:24:20,620 --> 02:24:21,620
Let's move that...

2439
02:24:21,620 --> 02:24:22,620
...off there.

2440
02:24:22,620 --> 02:24:23,620
It doesn't seem like...

2441
02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:26,620
...the coaching staff can see that's the problem.

2442
02:24:26,620 --> 02:24:28,620
It's too easy for little...

2443
02:24:28,620 --> 02:24:32,620
Let's turn him down and put on some traditional Chinese music there.

2444
02:24:32,620 --> 02:24:33,620
Okay, Google.

2445
02:24:34,620 --> 02:24:38,620
Play Shenmue 2 music.

2446
02:24:38,620 --> 02:24:39,620
Got it.

2447
02:24:39,620 --> 02:24:40,620
Here's a Spotify playlist.

2448
02:24:40,620 --> 02:24:41,620
This is Shenmue.

2449
02:24:41,620 --> 02:24:42,620
Not Shenmue.

2450
02:24:42,620 --> 02:24:43,620
Shenmue.

2451
02:24:43,620 --> 02:24:44,620
Okay, Google.

2452
02:24:44,620 --> 02:24:45,620
Play Shenmue 2 soundtrack.

2453
02:24:45,620 --> 02:24:46,620
Got it.

2454
02:24:46,620 --> 02:24:47,620
Here's the album Armin Kugano.

2455
02:24:47,620 --> 02:24:49,620
Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify.

2456
02:24:49,620 --> 02:24:50,620
No.

2457
02:24:50,620 --> 02:24:51,620
Okay, Google.

2458
02:24:51,620 --> 02:24:52,620
Okay, Google.

2459
02:24:52,620 --> 02:24:53,620
Here's the album Armin Kugano.

2460
02:24:53,620 --> 02:24:54,620
Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify.

2461
02:24:54,620 --> 02:24:55,620
No.

2462
02:24:55,620 --> 02:24:56,620
Okay, Google.

2463
02:24:56,620 --> 02:24:57,620
Here's the album Armin Kugano.

2464
02:24:57,620 --> 02:24:58,620
Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify.

2465
02:24:58,620 --> 02:24:59,620
No.

2466
02:24:59,620 --> 02:25:00,620
Okay, Google.

2467
02:25:00,620 --> 02:25:01,620
Here's the album Armin Kugano.

2468
02:25:01,620 --> 02:25:02,620
Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify.

2469
02:25:02,620 --> 02:25:03,620
No.

2470
02:25:03,620 --> 02:25:04,620
Okay, Google.

2471
02:25:04,620 --> 02:25:05,620
No.

2472
02:25:05,620 --> 02:25:06,620
Okay, Google.

2473
02:25:06,620 --> 02:25:07,620
Okay, Google.

2474
02:25:07,620 --> 02:25:08,620
Okay, Google.

2475
02:25:08,620 --> 02:25:12,620
What the fuck is that?

2476
02:25:12,620 --> 02:25:17,620
Play Shenmue 2 official soundtrack.

2477
02:25:17,620 --> 02:25:21,620
Playing the album Shane Warne the Musical.

2478
02:25:21,620 --> 02:25:23,620
Shane Warne the Musical.

2479
02:25:23,620 --> 02:25:26,620
The cricketer Shane Warne the Musical.

2480
02:25:26,620 --> 02:25:27,620
I have a lot of questions.

2481
02:25:27,620 --> 02:25:30,620
I didn't even know there was a fucking musical about the...

2482
02:25:30,620 --> 02:25:33,620
That actually sounds...

2483
02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:35,620
That actually sounds Chinese.

2484
02:25:35,620 --> 02:25:42,620
I'm gonna leave the Shane Warne music on for the traditional Chinese experience.

2485
02:25:42,620 --> 02:25:48,620
Literally sounds like a track from the game.

2486
02:25:48,620 --> 02:25:49,620
The game.

2487
02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:51,620
Here we go lads.

2488
02:25:51,620 --> 02:25:52,620
This is it.

2489
02:25:52,620 --> 02:25:53,620
Yeah!

2490
02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:54,620
Huh.

2491
02:25:54,620 --> 02:25:55,620
This is the tale.

2492
02:25:55,620 --> 02:25:56,620
Of the long Australian people.

2493
02:25:56,620 --> 02:25:57,620
Who held the ropes.

2494
02:25:57,620 --> 02:26:01,620
On the mission in the palm of his right hand.

2495
02:26:01,620 --> 02:26:02,620
He'd fly the ponds.

2496
02:26:02,620 --> 02:26:03,620
Though he's worked and carried several...

2497
02:26:03,620 --> 02:26:04,620
Should there be a bit of...

2498
02:26:04,620 --> 02:26:05,620
Should there be a fair bit of copyright on this.

2499
02:26:05,620 --> 02:26:06,620
Okay, Google.

2500
02:26:06,620 --> 02:26:13,620
*Sings*

2501
02:26:21,620 --> 02:26:27,620
Should be a fair bit of copyright on this. Okay Google.

2502
02:26:27,620 --> 02:26:32,620
*Sings*

2503
02:26:32,620 --> 02:26:41,620
Okay Google. Play Shenmue 2 music.

2504
02:26:41,620 --> 02:26:47,620
Playing the album Shenmue 3, the definitive soundtrack. That'll do. That'll do.

2505
02:26:47,620 --> 02:26:59,620
Fucking hell. Okay Google. Skip five tracks. Sorry, I don't understand.

2506
02:26:59,620 --> 02:27:04,620
Oh yeah, fucking hell. Okay Google. Next.

2507
02:27:04,620 --> 02:27:14,620
Ah, that'll do. We'll go with that. We'll go with that one. This is nice. It's kinda...

2508
02:27:14,620 --> 02:27:20,620
Gives it a kind of a sad feel. A very sad Chinese feel.

2509
02:27:20,620 --> 02:27:33,620
Now... Let's taste the soup. Shane Warren. Oh my God.

2510
02:27:33,620 --> 02:27:37,620
*Sings*

2511
02:27:37,620 --> 02:27:45,620
Thank you very much. Thank you so much. To the gods of China.

2512
02:27:45,620 --> 02:27:48,620
*Sings*

2513
02:27:48,620 --> 02:27:49,620
*Sings*

2514
02:27:49,620 --> 02:27:50,620
Wow. Look at that. *Sings*

2515
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,620
*Sings*

2516
02:27:51,620 --> 02:27:52,620
*Sings*

2517
02:27:52,620 --> 02:27:53,620
Yeah that'll do. *Sings*

2518
02:27:53,620 --> 02:28:05,220
Yeah, that'll do.

2519
02:28:17,260 --> 02:28:17,900
Mmm.

2520
02:28:18,300 --> 02:28:20,220
So fresh tomatoes.

2521
02:28:20,660 --> 02:28:22,280
Very fresh tomatoes.

2522
02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:23,480
Tomato-y flavor.

2523
02:28:23,480 --> 02:28:34,080
And just a right small amount of oxal or of bishdough.

2524
02:28:34,220 --> 02:28:34,900
Half a teaspoon.

2525
02:28:50,200 --> 02:28:52,420
Move the camera there so it's not...

2526
02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:55,500
Completely in the soup.

2527
02:29:11,220 --> 02:29:15,760
The ancient Chinese ingredient of bavril was added to this.

2528
02:29:18,500 --> 02:29:19,300
Look at this.

2529
02:29:19,380 --> 02:29:21,820
Some of this noodle is getting intertwined with the...

2530
02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:24,540
With the egg.

2531
02:29:33,740 --> 02:29:35,940
I've still got flour on my wrist there.

2532
02:29:35,940 --> 02:29:40,880
I think I might wash it off because it looks like I've got dodgy skin.

2533
02:29:46,200 --> 02:29:47,920
Looks like I've got fucked up skin.

2534
02:29:48,160 --> 02:29:51,120
So I'll just wash that off.

2535
02:29:53,200 --> 02:29:55,620
It's a shame because I enjoy peeling it off, you know.

2536
02:29:55,620 --> 02:30:25,600
Come on.

2537
02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:55,580
Come on.

2538
02:30:55,580 --> 02:30:57,580
Come on.

2539
02:30:57,580 --> 02:31:01,580
Ni hao.

2540
02:31:01,580 --> 02:31:03,580
Ni hao man.

2541
02:31:03,580 --> 02:31:15,580
Wow.

2542
02:31:15,580 --> 02:31:19,580
Yeah.

2543
02:31:19,580 --> 02:31:21,580
Yeah.

2544
02:31:21,580 --> 02:31:23,580
Yeah.

2545
02:31:23,580 --> 02:31:25,580
Yeah.

2546
02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:27,580
Yeah.

2547
02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:29,580
Yeah.

2548
02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:29,580
Yeah.

2549
02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:31,580
Yeah.

2550
02:31:31,580 --> 02:31:46,620
This isn't the Shane Warne soundtrack Omar, this is now Shenmue but I can't believe there's a Shane Warne musical.

2551
02:31:46,620 --> 02:32:16,600
Oh yeah, that's a lovely bit of noodle now. A fantastic bit of a socket in there. A lovely bit of a socket in there.

2552
02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:46,580
A nice bit of a slurp. Excellent bit of a slurp. Oh yeah.

2553
02:32:46,580 --> 02:32:52,700
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

2554
02:33:02,580 --> 02:33:08,700
Merry Christmas.

2555
02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:08,700
China. Chinese stuff.

2556
02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:28,040
Wow, look at that one. It's got its stain power. Look at the top of it. It's got a little bit of stain power at the top.

2557
02:33:28,040 --> 02:33:58,020
I'm sorry.

2558
02:33:58,020 --> 02:34:01,420
Oh yeah.

2559
02:34:02,980 --> 02:34:04,280
I love it.

2560
02:34:05,740 --> 02:34:07,240
I love being alive.

2561
02:34:09,120 --> 02:34:10,860
I really love being alive.

2562
02:34:20,520 --> 02:34:21,920
Coriander is lovely.

2563
02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:27,820
There's an almighty crunch after the stems of coriander.

2564
02:34:27,820 --> 02:34:33,100
It's the way Jesus would have liked it.

2565
02:34:44,160 --> 02:34:44,920
That's it now.

2566
02:34:45,760 --> 02:34:47,480
Go on, get some more on the fork there.

2567
02:34:47,520 --> 02:34:47,880
That's it.

2568
02:34:48,000 --> 02:34:48,520
Look at that.

2569
02:34:48,740 --> 02:34:50,680
There's a big pile of different stuff on the fork.

2570
02:34:53,480 --> 02:34:55,380
The bowl is not rotten there.

2571
02:34:55,900 --> 02:34:57,040
Whoever is saying that?

2572
02:34:57,280 --> 02:34:58,140
Darren O'Connell.

2573
02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:01,760
You'll be dealt with in a minute, Darren.

2574
02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:08,180
Oh yeah.

2575
02:35:08,180 --> 02:35:09,820
Oh God.

2576
02:35:09,820 --> 02:35:20,660
Oh God.

2577
02:35:20,660 --> 02:35:36,780
Oh God.

2578
02:35:36,780 --> 02:35:37,780
Yeah.

2579
02:35:52,220 --> 02:35:53,740
Oh, fucking hell.

2580
02:35:53,740 --> 02:36:17,420
How is the country? Lee, Lee come king. Kim. Superb. Very nice flavor. Flavor blast.

2581
02:36:17,420 --> 02:36:41,200
It's spicy, Bashanak, but it's not. It's not as spicy as the last time. I think maybe I might have put more in the last day.

2582
02:36:41,200 --> 02:37:11,180
Oh, my God.

2583
02:37:11,180 --> 02:37:13,180
Oh, my God.

2584
02:37:13,180 --> 02:37:18,180
Oh, my God.

2585
02:37:18,180 --> 02:37:37,180
A mystic noodle man has come from ancient times to find a legacy belonging to his father. A noodle sculpted from pure flour, tummy holes, an egg.

2586
02:37:37,180 --> 02:37:56,500
Full Manchur. Full Manchur. Full Manchur. The Manchurian candidate.

2587
02:37:59,180 --> 02:38:21,180
Noodle box.

2588
02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:36,180
Very happy to be alive right now. Very happy to be alive.

2589
02:38:36,180 --> 02:38:58,180
I'm going to have a salt and vinegar crisp to see what that tastes like. After eating soup.

2590
02:38:58,180 --> 02:39:11,180
Mmm. A lovely mix.

2591
02:39:11,180 --> 02:39:12,180
Lovely mix.

2592
02:39:12,180 --> 02:39:14,180
Wow.

2593
02:39:14,180 --> 02:39:16,180
Wow.

2594
02:39:16,180 --> 02:39:18,180
Wow.

2595
02:39:18,180 --> 02:39:20,180
Wow.

2596
02:39:20,180 --> 02:39:34,440
Wow.

2597
02:39:34,440 --> 02:39:34,440
Wow.

2598
02:39:48,220 --> 02:40:16,260
Oh, fucking hell.

2599
02:40:16,260 --> 02:40:18,420
Nearly there.

2600
02:40:19,720 --> 02:40:21,380
Thank you very much to Paul.

2601
02:40:25,640 --> 02:40:26,660
Larry Schlag.

2602
02:40:29,060 --> 02:40:30,900
Owen and Katie, thank you very much.

2603
02:40:32,360 --> 02:40:35,620
Congratulations to Owen and Katie who have just got engaged.

2604
02:40:39,120 --> 02:40:43,420
Sorry about that Owen and Katie. I'm sorry for ruining that by burping.

2605
02:40:46,000 --> 02:40:47,540
But this is China, baby.

2606
02:40:48,620 --> 02:40:50,160
This is China Christmas.

2607
02:40:51,440 --> 02:40:52,960
You're not in Ireland anymore.

2608
02:40:54,560 --> 02:40:55,840
You're in China now.

2609
02:40:55,840 --> 02:40:55,900
Oh.

2610
02:40:55,900 --> 02:40:56,040
Oh.

2611
02:40:56,040 --> 02:41:03,640
authentic

2612
02:41:03,640 --> 02:41:11,460
mallet little finger thank you very much mallet little finger

2613
02:41:11,460 --> 02:41:25,220
oh fuck man it's nearly there we're nearly done it's just a tiny bit left come on man you can do it

2614
02:41:25,220 --> 02:41:37,180
come on do it for Jesus on his birthday it's his birthday in two days come on final bit of noodle

2615
02:41:37,180 --> 02:41:45,880
that's the noodle gone just need to finish the soup now

2616
02:41:45,880 --> 02:42:01,960
I think I'm gonna watch Shane Warren the musical after this sounds good

2617
02:42:09,960 --> 02:42:16,960
so

2618
02:42:16,960 --> 02:42:16,960
so

2619
02:42:16,960 --> 02:42:23,960
so

2620
02:42:23,960 --> 02:42:46,820
Oh, Christ.

2621
02:42:46,820 --> 02:43:14,820
That truly was the meaning of life in a bowl.

2622
02:43:14,820 --> 02:43:22,820
Oh.

2623
02:43:22,820 --> 02:43:31,820
I...

2624
02:43:31,820 --> 02:43:35,820
Noodles.

2625
02:43:35,820 --> 02:43:41,820
Spicy Chinese noodles.

2626
02:43:41,820 --> 02:43:45,820
Beautiful.

2627
02:43:45,820 --> 02:43:51,820
Fragrant aromatic noodles.

2628
02:43:51,820 --> 02:43:57,820
Elementary.

2629
02:43:57,820 --> 02:44:01,820
Garlic.

2630
02:44:01,820 --> 02:44:03,820
Space.

2631
02:44:03,820 --> 02:44:07,820
Life.

2632
02:44:07,820 --> 02:44:17,820
Oh, God.

2633
02:44:17,820 --> 02:44:27,820
Oh, God.

2634
02:44:27,820 --> 02:44:37,820
Oh, God.

2635
02:44:37,820 --> 02:44:47,820
Oh, God.

2636
02:44:47,820 --> 02:44:49,820
Oh, God.

2637
02:44:49,820 --> 02:45:09,780
Sorry, that now, that's just needed a little moment to collect myself there.

2638
02:45:14,780 --> 02:45:16,480
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much.

2639
02:45:16,480 --> 02:45:23,980
Merry Fishmas to all the Bray Boys from Bertie Boo Boo.

2640
02:45:25,520 --> 02:45:30,540
And the Schlug Dance Kid, thank you. You honor us with this soup. Merry Christmas, Tommy.

2641
02:45:35,900 --> 02:45:38,740
Let me unclip you there from the fucking holster.

2642
02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:57,760
Come on, come on. One moment down. Get out. Get out the fucking thing. Come on.

2643
02:45:57,760 --> 02:46:07,520
I got a glass of pop.

2644
02:46:10,140 --> 02:46:12,220
Get a little glass in a pop there.

2645
02:46:12,220 --> 02:46:42,200
I got a glass of pop.

2646
02:46:42,200 --> 02:47:12,180
I got a glass of pop.

2647
02:47:12,180 --> 02:47:42,160
I got a glass of pop.

2648
02:47:42,160 --> 02:47:44,880
What a meal.

2649
02:47:45,200 --> 02:47:47,300
What an absolute meal and a half that was.

2650
02:47:48,620 --> 02:47:50,820
And there's more then for tomorrow's lunch.

2651
02:47:52,540 --> 02:47:53,740
Tomorrow's lunch is made.

2652
02:48:05,160 --> 02:48:08,520
Might throw a bit of lime into the pop there.

2653
02:48:08,520 --> 02:48:27,340
Oh, yeah.

2654
02:48:27,340 --> 02:48:27,460
Yeah.

2655
02:48:29,940 --> 02:48:31,820
Add something to it, all right, yeah.

2656
02:48:34,860 --> 02:48:36,920
And that's the zero zero stuff now.

2657
02:48:39,600 --> 02:48:40,980
No caffeine, no sugar.

2658
02:48:41,420 --> 02:48:42,700
Who knows what the hell is in it.

2659
02:48:43,440 --> 02:48:44,860
Tastes okay when it's cold.

2660
02:48:45,860 --> 02:48:49,580
But not great when it's, obviously, when it's flat.

2661
02:48:50,080 --> 02:48:55,360
I mean, even normal coke, full fat coke when it's flat is not great, but you can bear it.

2662
02:48:55,420 --> 02:48:57,080
But this stuff is rank, so it's...

2663
02:48:57,600 --> 02:48:59,320
You really have to get through it.

2664
02:48:59,360 --> 02:49:00,400
You know you have to power through.

2665
02:49:10,900 --> 02:49:11,460
Oh, yeah.

2666
02:49:11,460 --> 02:49:11,620
Oh, yeah.

2667
02:49:11,620 --> 02:49:11,620
Oh, yeah.

2668
02:49:11,620 --> 02:49:12,160
Oh, yeah.

2669
02:49:12,160 --> 02:49:17,100
Oh, yeah.

2670
02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:20,180
They don't make another deal stuff.

2671
02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:22,580
Let me tell you that.

2672
02:49:24,580 --> 02:49:25,920
Fair play to the Chinese.

2673
02:49:29,920 --> 02:49:30,940
Unbelievable people.

2674
02:49:32,520 --> 02:49:33,480
Unbelievable people.

2675
02:49:38,680 --> 02:49:39,200
That's...

2676
02:49:39,200 --> 02:49:41,380
That's gone straight to the gullet.

2677
02:49:41,520 --> 02:49:42,280
Straight to the gut.

2678
02:49:42,280 --> 02:49:42,600
And...

2679
02:49:42,600 --> 02:49:46,600
I don't know what to say.

2680
02:49:46,780 --> 02:49:48,840
I just feel wiped out there.

2681
02:49:48,920 --> 02:49:50,600
I feel ready to just...

2682
02:49:50,600 --> 02:49:53,360
Sit down, lie down.

2683
02:49:54,180 --> 02:49:54,600
Maybe I'll...

2684
02:49:55,720 --> 02:49:57,780
Have a cup of tea in about half an hour.

2685
02:49:57,780 --> 02:50:02,040
But I'm just...

2686
02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:02,340
I'm...

2687
02:50:02,340 --> 02:50:03,000
I'm done.

2688
02:50:03,220 --> 02:50:04,520
I'm done for today, anyway.

2689
02:50:08,920 --> 02:50:10,360
Apologies if...

2690
02:50:10,360 --> 02:50:12,880
You're expecting me to do some...

2691
02:50:12,880 --> 02:50:14,540
Other stuff after this.

2692
02:50:15,860 --> 02:50:16,240
Not...

2693
02:50:16,240 --> 02:50:16,760
Not today.

2694
02:50:18,280 --> 02:50:19,820
We'll hope you'll be back on in tomorrow.

2695
02:50:19,820 --> 02:50:35,280
What's the...

2696
02:50:35,280 --> 02:50:36,020
What's the match?

2697
02:50:37,840 --> 02:50:39,580
I don't want to put it back on, but...

2698
02:50:39,580 --> 02:50:40,700
What's the score of the match?

2699
02:50:40,780 --> 02:50:41,180
Is it...

2700
02:50:41,180 --> 02:50:42,420
Someone said 5-1.

2701
02:50:44,780 --> 02:50:45,600
Is that true?

2702
02:50:47,760 --> 02:50:48,520
Jesus Christ.

2703
02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:52,780
So my initial prediction of 4-3...

2704
02:50:52,780 --> 02:50:54,780
To Liverpool...

2705
02:50:56,280 --> 02:51:00,780
Was very, very...

2706
02:51:00,780 --> 02:51:02,660
Undercooked.

2707
02:51:06,160 --> 02:51:06,780
Unless Spurs...

2708
02:51:07,780 --> 02:51:09,780
Pull a couple back...

2709
02:51:09,780 --> 02:51:11,560
Consolation prizes.

2710
02:51:12,220 --> 02:51:14,300
And then 5-3 is not too far off, you know.

2711
02:51:16,580 --> 02:51:18,000
And it's that man again.

2712
02:51:18,080 --> 02:51:19,380
The Egyptian prince.

2713
02:51:21,800 --> 02:51:22,960
Sella for the hat trick.

2714
02:51:29,040 --> 02:51:29,820
Okay, Google.

2715
02:51:31,000 --> 02:51:33,680
Play Mr. Loverman by Shabba.

2716
02:51:36,340 --> 02:51:36,960
Got it.

2717
02:51:36,960 --> 02:51:38,920
Mr. Loverman by Shabba Ranks.

2718
02:51:39,420 --> 02:51:40,380
Playing on Spotify.

2719
02:51:50,760 --> 02:51:52,320
Mr. Wingerman.

2720
02:51:53,080 --> 02:51:53,420
Sella.

2721
02:51:55,480 --> 02:51:56,760
Wingerman.

2722
02:51:57,240 --> 02:51:57,600
Sella!

2723
02:51:59,480 --> 02:52:00,240
Sella!

2724
02:52:00,880 --> 02:52:02,380
Mr. Wingerman.

2725
02:52:03,680 --> 02:52:05,100
Mr. Wingerman.

2726
02:52:05,100 --> 02:52:05,100
Mr. Wingerman.

2727
02:52:05,100 --> 02:52:05,100
Mr. Wingerman.

2728
02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:21,060
This is the...

2729
02:52:21,060 --> 02:52:22,060
This is a long edit.

2730
02:52:22,160 --> 02:52:23,280
This is not the radio edit.

2731
02:52:24,020 --> 02:52:25,280
Wait for it to get going.

2732
02:52:25,920 --> 02:52:26,240
More!

2733
02:52:28,540 --> 02:52:28,880
Go!

2734
02:52:31,540 --> 02:52:31,940
Sella.

2735
02:52:32,420 --> 02:52:34,040
Just waiting for it to go now.

2736
02:52:34,040 --> 02:52:36,040
I'm not the safety day.

2737
02:52:37,300 --> 02:52:39,040
You won't get away too long.

2738
02:52:40,040 --> 02:52:42,200
The life that's very easy to me.

2739
02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:45,040
Make me feel alright.

2740
02:52:45,760 --> 02:52:46,020
Go!

2741
02:52:46,260 --> 02:52:48,440
You can't say you put up your hat shot.

2742
02:52:48,720 --> 02:52:49,560
I'm not the best.

2743
02:52:49,760 --> 02:52:51,200
Show me your hat shot.

2744
02:52:51,740 --> 02:52:53,760
I'm waiting for the wall.

2745
02:52:54,100 --> 02:52:55,340
You better come on.

2746
02:52:56,280 --> 02:52:57,880
Mr. Wingerman.

2747
02:52:58,980 --> 02:53:00,560
Mr. Wingerman.

2748
02:53:00,860 --> 02:53:01,240
Sella!

2749
02:53:01,940 --> 02:53:03,400
Mr. Wingerman.

2750
02:53:11,140 --> 02:53:12,860
Great voice and shabba.

2751
02:53:16,200 --> 02:53:17,880
My favorite habit.

2752
02:53:19,540 --> 02:53:21,040
They call him Mr. Winger.

2753
02:53:21,640 --> 02:53:22,680
Mr. Wingerman.

2754
02:53:22,760 --> 02:53:23,800
They call him Mr. Winger.

2755
02:53:24,040 --> 02:53:25,440
They call him Mr. Wingerman.

2756
02:53:25,520 --> 02:53:26,580
They call him Mr. Winger.

2757
02:53:27,320 --> 02:53:27,620
Mr.

2758
02:53:33,480 --> 02:53:33,720
Bo!

2759
02:53:33,940 --> 02:53:34,280
Bo!

2760
02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:34,980
Bo!

2761
02:53:40,980 --> 02:53:41,940
Mr. Wingerman.

2762
02:53:43,940 --> 02:53:45,000
Mr. Winger.

2763
02:53:45,400 --> 02:53:46,400
Drifting down the ride.

2764
02:53:46,400 --> 02:53:47,520
Drifting down the ride.

2765
02:53:49,360 --> 02:53:50,520
Egyptian winger.

2766
02:53:50,520 --> 02:53:52,800
You know he's gonna cut inside.

2767
02:53:52,800 --> 02:53:54,680
And he still does it even you know.

2768
02:53:54,680 --> 02:53:56,300
Egyptian winger.

2769
02:53:56,560 --> 02:53:58,520
Drifting down the ride.

2770
02:54:00,520 --> 02:54:01,660
Tricky little winger.

2771
02:54:01,860 --> 02:54:03,100
He's gonna cut inside.

2772
02:54:03,280 --> 02:54:04,320
Mr. Wingerman.

2773
02:54:05,040 --> 02:54:05,380
Sella!

2774
02:54:07,380 --> 02:54:09,160
They skipped on a bit too much.

2775
02:54:09,240 --> 02:54:09,920
Mr. Winger.

2776
02:54:09,920 --> 02:54:10,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2777
02:54:10,240 --> 02:54:11,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2778
02:54:11,240 --> 02:54:12,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2779
02:54:12,240 --> 02:54:13,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2780
02:54:13,240 --> 02:54:14,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2781
02:54:14,240 --> 02:54:15,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2782
02:54:15,240 --> 02:54:16,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2783
02:54:16,240 --> 02:54:17,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2784
02:54:17,240 --> 02:54:18,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2785
02:54:18,240 --> 02:54:19,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2786
02:54:19,240 --> 02:54:20,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2787
02:54:20,240 --> 02:54:21,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2788
02:54:21,240 --> 02:54:22,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2789
02:54:22,240 --> 02:54:23,240
I'm gonna cut inside.

2790
02:54:23,240 --> 02:54:24,240
Mr. Wingerman.

2791
02:54:24,240 --> 02:54:25,240
Mr. Winger.

2792
02:54:37,240 --> 02:54:38,240
Sella!

2793
02:54:39,240 --> 02:54:40,240
Mr. Wingerman.

2794
02:54:41,240 --> 02:54:43,240
Mr. Wingerman.

2795
02:54:43,240 --> 02:54:44,240
Sella!

2796
02:54:49,240 --> 02:54:50,240
Sella!

2797
02:54:50,240 --> 02:54:55,240
Salah!

2798
02:54:55,240 --> 02:55:17,240
Salah!

2799
02:55:17,240 --> 02:55:19,240
Salah!

2800
02:55:19,240 --> 02:55:23,240
Salah!

2801
02:55:23,240 --> 02:55:27,240
Every hour, every minute, man!

2802
02:55:27,240 --> 02:55:29,240
They call him Mr. Waker!

2803
02:55:29,240 --> 02:55:33,240
They call him Mr. Waker!

2804
02:55:33,240 --> 02:55:35,240
They call him Mr. Waker!

2805
02:55:43,240 --> 02:55:47,240
Beautiful stuff from Shadow Ranks.

2806
02:55:47,240 --> 02:55:51,240
Similar footwork to Salah, says Rebecca.

2807
02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:53,240
That's what I was going for.

2808
02:55:53,240 --> 02:55:55,240
Something smooth and tricky.

2809
02:55:55,240 --> 02:55:57,240
A bit of two-step Tommy.

2810
02:55:57,240 --> 02:56:01,240
Thank you very much to Jackie.

2811
02:56:01,240 --> 02:56:03,240
To Anon.

2812
02:56:03,240 --> 02:56:05,240
And Blurtation.

2813
02:56:05,240 --> 02:56:09,240
Do you ever take it easy and go on a pre-made noodle?

2814
02:56:09,240 --> 02:56:15,240
I do. I used to, but after I went legit, I can't quit.

2815
02:56:15,240 --> 02:56:19,240
Too legit to quit the real flour jab, you know.

2816
02:56:19,240 --> 02:56:21,240
It works well for me and that's...

2817
02:56:21,240 --> 02:56:23,240
There's more of the next day as well.

2818
02:56:23,240 --> 02:56:25,240
Do you know?

2819
02:56:25,240 --> 02:56:27,240
You can't do that with the cheap ramen.

2820
02:56:27,240 --> 02:56:29,240
It's just mush the next day, you know.

2821
02:56:29,240 --> 02:56:31,240
The next day, you know.

2822
02:56:33,240 --> 02:56:34,240
Thank you very much there.

2823
02:56:34,240 --> 02:56:35,240
Pace Jam.

2824
02:56:35,240 --> 02:56:37,240
Incredible pace set there.

2825
02:56:41,240 --> 02:56:43,240
Chabba's got me going again now.

2826
02:56:45,240 --> 02:56:47,240
Chabba.

2827
02:56:47,240 --> 02:56:49,240
Chabba.

2828
02:56:49,240 --> 02:56:56,240
I wonder is that going to get the stream taken down now?

2829
02:56:56,240 --> 02:57:10,240
Shabba Shabba Shabba Shabba. Thank you very much to Dance with Us Tommy and to Andy the Fork.

2830
02:57:10,240 --> 02:57:17,240
Very very kind of ya. Father Woodlouse.

2831
02:57:17,240 --> 02:57:20,380
Shabba, shabba, shabba.

2832
02:57:20,380 --> 02:57:22,500
He keeps on going with the shabba.

2833
02:57:22,500 --> 02:57:26,380
Now onto the baby run of suckling.

2834
02:57:27,540 --> 02:57:29,860
I even the ugly duckling keep listening.

2835
02:57:30,040 --> 02:57:30,780
The ugly duckling.

2836
02:57:30,840 --> 02:57:32,400
Rankin is stunkin' yet not.

2837
02:57:33,620 --> 02:57:34,440
I ask me.

2838
02:57:34,800 --> 02:57:35,080
Yeah.

2839
02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:35,740
Here we go.

2840
02:57:35,920 --> 02:57:36,200
Come on.

2841
02:57:36,520 --> 02:57:37,540
It's us reality.

2842
02:57:38,160 --> 02:57:39,980
It's a barunkin' mine.

2843
02:57:40,220 --> 02:57:41,340
We're gonna do some of the...

2844
02:57:41,340 --> 02:57:43,220
The shabba rankin' mine.

2845
02:57:43,220 --> 02:57:46,480
The shabba rankin' mine.

2846
02:57:46,480 --> 02:57:46,980
Big.

2847
02:57:57,760 --> 02:57:58,840
Thank you very much.

2848
02:57:58,900 --> 02:57:59,640
Pace Jam.

2849
02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:10,440
Okay.

2850
02:58:10,600 --> 02:58:11,260
Okay, Google.

2851
02:58:12,820 --> 02:58:15,160
Volume down by one or two there.

2852
02:58:15,160 --> 02:58:19,580
That'll do.

2853
02:58:21,480 --> 02:58:22,500
Unbelievable stuff.

2854
02:58:22,760 --> 02:58:23,720
And thank you very much.

2855
02:58:24,760 --> 02:58:25,460
Pace Jam.

2856
02:58:26,600 --> 02:58:28,140
Coming through the mainframe.

2857
02:58:29,420 --> 02:58:30,440
Again and again.

2858
02:58:34,200 --> 02:58:36,580
Just like being back in Guangdong, that was.

2859
02:58:37,580 --> 02:58:39,160
A lovely, lovely situation.

2860
02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:43,980
Thank you very much, Niall Schallard.

2861
02:58:44,220 --> 02:58:47,000
Can you give a shout out to my brother, David, who should be watching?

2862
02:58:47,140 --> 02:58:48,540
It's his birthday on Christmas Eve.

2863
02:58:49,900 --> 02:58:50,900
The very, very festive.

2864
02:58:50,900 --> 02:58:52,080
The very, very festive.

2865
02:58:52,080 --> 02:58:54,520
Most festive of happy Vortes to you.

2866
02:58:55,200 --> 02:58:56,920
David Schallard.

2867
02:58:57,420 --> 02:58:58,640
Brother of Niall.

2868
02:58:59,380 --> 02:59:00,520
The jewel in the Niall.

2869
02:59:01,920 --> 02:59:03,180
And Pat the Pace.

2870
02:59:03,400 --> 02:59:04,480
Thank you very much as well.

2871
02:59:04,560 --> 02:59:05,220
Pat the Pace.

2872
02:59:06,220 --> 02:59:06,640
Lads.

2873
02:59:07,740 --> 02:59:09,800
It was only a quick blast of a noodle.

2874
02:59:10,800 --> 02:59:12,240
And a Shabarangs.

2875
02:59:13,020 --> 02:59:14,600
And Mr. Winger Man sell it.

2876
02:59:14,720 --> 02:59:16,120
Let me just see the end of this game.

2877
02:59:17,180 --> 02:59:18,000
And I'll be on my way.

2878
02:59:24,640 --> 02:59:26,540
Bubble in mine.

2879
02:59:27,220 --> 02:59:27,780
Look at that.

2880
02:59:27,860 --> 02:59:28,800
They put that on there.

2881
02:59:34,340 --> 02:59:35,540
I came blind.

2882
02:59:44,120 --> 02:59:45,040
5-2.

2883
02:59:56,040 --> 02:59:56,780
Okay, Google.

2884
02:59:59,120 --> 02:59:59,560
Stop.

2885
02:59:59,560 --> 03:00:01,560
Shabarangs.

2886
03:00:07,740 --> 03:00:08,540
Shabarangs.

2887
03:00:08,540 --> 03:00:08,680
Thanks.

2888
03:00:08,840 --> 03:00:09,800
Thank you very much.

2889
03:00:09,880 --> 03:00:13,960
Happy Christmas to Wendy, Chloe and Joni.

2890
03:00:14,840 --> 03:00:16,260
Thank you very much, guys.

2891
03:00:16,400 --> 03:00:19,240
And all the best to you out in Stateside.

2892
03:00:20,040 --> 03:00:20,880
I hope you're doing well.

2893
03:00:22,460 --> 03:00:26,980
And it looks like they could potentially do a couple of goals.

2894
03:00:27,400 --> 03:00:28,680
Damage bars, maybe.

2895
03:00:28,940 --> 03:00:31,380
Just to regain a little bit of dignity.

2896
03:00:31,800 --> 03:00:35,600
But Liverpool have done an absolute fucking number on them here.

2897
03:00:42,760 --> 03:00:44,760
Might have a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.

2898
03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:49,060
I think I'm ready for the tea.

2899
03:00:49,180 --> 03:00:49,780
I thought I would.

2900
03:00:50,160 --> 03:00:51,360
I thought I'd need to lie down.

2901
03:00:51,580 --> 03:00:58,240
The swig of pop and then a little bit of shabarangs around the kitchen has just given us a nice...

2902
03:00:58,240 --> 03:01:01,100
It's taken the edge off of everything.

2903
03:01:07,900 --> 03:01:09,480
How were the noodles, Darren?

2904
03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:09,480
How were the noodles?

2905
03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:09,480
How were the noodles?

2906
03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:10,380
They were fantastic.

2907
03:01:12,120 --> 03:01:13,300
Really nice stuff.

2908
03:01:13,880 --> 03:01:15,240
Better than the last time.

2909
03:01:15,900 --> 03:01:21,880
And I really recommend leaving out the egg until the end and sticking it in there.

2910
03:01:23,140 --> 03:01:25,480
Because you don't want it to go too mushy.

2911
03:01:27,480 --> 03:01:28,620
If you get my adrift.

2912
03:01:31,400 --> 03:01:33,300
And the spice level was toned down.

2913
03:01:35,300 --> 03:01:39,520
But it still had a little bit of pep in it's step.

2914
03:01:47,160 --> 03:01:49,100
Is that Andy Townsend on the cup?

2915
03:01:49,160 --> 03:01:51,460
Can you hear that fella?

2916
03:01:58,160 --> 03:01:59,220
Pep Nudiola.

2917
03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:06,640
We'll get the tea on.

2918
03:02:06,640 --> 03:02:08,480
But it's going to have to be a green tea.

2919
03:02:11,520 --> 03:02:12,740
It's going to have to be a green tea.

2920
03:02:12,740 --> 03:02:34,240
And yeah, I put milk in my green tea.

2921
03:02:34,540 --> 03:02:35,680
There's nothing wrong with that.

2922
03:02:38,920 --> 03:02:40,740
Some people have a problem with that.

2923
03:02:42,380 --> 03:02:43,340
That's their shit.

2924
03:02:43,340 --> 03:02:44,620
They'll have to deal with it, you know.

2925
03:02:44,620 --> 03:02:45,920
I'm not going to deal with it.

2926
03:02:46,340 --> 03:02:47,360
I'm going to enjoy it.

2927
03:02:49,240 --> 03:02:50,400
I'm just going to enjoy it.

2928
03:03:10,200 --> 03:03:11,060
Ouchy grey.

2929
03:03:12,020 --> 03:03:15,260
He's up and coming.

2930
03:03:15,260 --> 03:03:15,260
He's up and coming.

2931
03:03:19,260 --> 03:03:21,160
Get a bit of honey in there.

2932
03:03:21,160 --> 03:03:24,340
I'm going to go for a bit of bourbon.

2933
03:03:24,400 --> 03:03:25,400
*Loud sound*

2934
03:03:48,400 --> 03:03:52,440
I'll go for a bit of bourbon, a few bourbons that need finishing so I'll take the bourbons.

2935
03:03:52,440 --> 03:03:54,440
*Loud sound*

2936
03:03:54,440 --> 03:03:56,440
*Loud sound*

2937
03:03:56,440 --> 03:03:58,440
*Loud sound*

2938
03:04:04,440 --> 03:04:06,440
*Loud sound*

2939
03:04:06,440 --> 03:04:08,440
*Loud sound*

2940
03:04:08,440 --> 03:04:10,440
*Loud sound*

2941
03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:12,440
*Loud sound*

2942
03:04:12,440 --> 03:04:14,440
Shabbat thanks.

2943
03:04:14,440 --> 03:04:16,440
*Loud sound*

2944
03:04:16,440 --> 03:04:19,440
Give Shabbat thanks to the Lord our God.

2945
03:04:19,440 --> 03:04:45,840
Lord Bourbon of Bourbonshire. I know look, I know what you're saying, it's the worst tea ever but I can't drink berries. I've been told not to drink berries.

2946
03:04:45,840 --> 03:05:12,240
So I have very milky green tea and it just works for me at the moment. Maybe when my stomach can handle it I'll go back to the berries. I'm not even meant to be eating biscuits, you know. I'll tell you, Tottenham, another one.

2947
03:05:12,240 --> 03:05:21,240
I was only one goal after my prediction. It could be 5-4 finish.

2948
03:05:21,240 --> 03:05:30,240
Tommy, you should go the whole food print based. I mean, it's nice advice and everything Ben but...

2949
03:05:30,240 --> 03:05:39,240
...to just change your... radically change your whole diet that you've had pretty same your entire life.

2950
03:05:39,240 --> 03:05:48,240
It's not something you can do overnight.

2951
03:05:48,240 --> 03:05:57,240
Like, your environment shapes how you eat and everything.

2952
03:05:57,240 --> 03:06:06,240
And where you know... and where you know... and your routine and all that kind of crap.

2953
03:06:06,240 --> 03:06:15,240
I have the yogurt. I have the bio live action yogurt. I have that. I've got the kombucha. I'm eating cabbage soup. I'm eating, you know...

2954
03:06:15,240 --> 03:06:38,240
I'm eating clean, you know... I'm eating clean, you know. I'm eating clean. I'm eating clean.

2955
03:06:38,240 --> 03:06:47,240
But it... it comes to Christmas and you've got all this nice temptation...

2956
03:06:47,240 --> 03:06:57,240
...to just throw it all out the window. And go crazy. Eat what you want, drink what you want.

2957
03:06:57,240 --> 03:07:15,240
And now what time is that on the match? 84. 5 minutes. 6 minutes of regulation time left.

2958
03:07:15,240 --> 03:07:30,120
Do you only have the one cap or more?

2959
03:07:30,120 --> 03:07:32,860
Owen Murphy, I've had this all my life.

2960
03:07:34,080 --> 03:07:35,380
And no other more.

2961
03:07:35,600 --> 03:07:36,220
No other more.

2962
03:07:37,060 --> 03:07:37,540
Any other.

2963
03:07:39,160 --> 03:07:42,760
And there's people I think that can buy them from a shop online.

2964
03:07:43,000 --> 03:07:44,360
But fucking hell.

2965
03:07:44,360 --> 03:07:46,860
Who's that seller?

2966
03:07:47,060 --> 03:07:49,360
Is it Diaz?

2967
03:07:50,580 --> 03:07:51,360
Louis Diaz.

2968
03:07:58,020 --> 03:07:59,360
Crazy bit of business.

2969
03:08:01,520 --> 03:08:03,360
Absolute crazy bit of business.

2970
03:08:03,360 --> 03:08:10,040
What a response you Liverpool.

2971
03:08:11,240 --> 03:08:14,800
Just as Spurs fans were thinking they might just have a glimmer of hope.

2972
03:08:14,920 --> 03:08:17,060
That they might just find a way back into the game.

2973
03:08:17,560 --> 03:08:19,680
Louis will go up the other end.

2974
03:08:20,540 --> 03:08:25,800
He's a great player.

2975
03:08:27,220 --> 03:08:27,920
Louis Diaz.

2976
03:08:28,920 --> 03:08:29,600
Look at that.

2977
03:08:31,940 --> 03:08:34,080
That pass from Salah.

2978
03:08:36,660 --> 03:08:38,400
Sort of angled his body.

2979
03:08:39,660 --> 03:08:40,480
His head was looking.

2980
03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:42,840
It wasn't a no-look pass.

2981
03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:43,860
But it was kind of.

2982
03:08:44,900 --> 03:08:46,700
His body language said otherwise.

2983
03:08:46,900 --> 03:08:47,020
You know.

2984
03:08:47,160 --> 03:08:47,420
If you're.

2985
03:08:48,440 --> 03:08:49,780
You don't know what he's going to do.

2986
03:08:52,580 --> 03:08:53,940
Combined with Diaz then.

2987
03:08:56,440 --> 03:08:57,300
Massive blast.

2988
03:09:00,400 --> 03:09:01,220
Massive blast.

2989
03:09:02,000 --> 03:09:03,540
15 Premier League goals.

2990
03:09:04,740 --> 03:09:06,220
15 Premier League goals.

2991
03:09:11,780 --> 03:09:13,140
Now they're bringing on.

2992
03:09:13,640 --> 03:09:14,540
Darwin Nunes.

2993
03:09:14,940 --> 03:09:15,500
Nunes.

2994
03:09:20,100 --> 03:09:21,720
Thank you very much a liquid.

2995
03:09:24,540 --> 03:09:25,480
Very kind here.

2996
03:09:25,480 --> 03:09:51,500
Alison Moyers with the.

2997
03:09:52,820 --> 03:09:53,880
Outstretched Pam.

2998
03:09:53,880 --> 03:09:56,280
To prevent.

2999
03:09:58,480 --> 03:09:59,640
A Solanke shot.

3000
03:10:06,260 --> 03:10:07,100
We've seen nine goals.

3001
03:10:07,180 --> 03:10:08,240
We could have seen nine of all.

3002
03:10:08,780 --> 03:10:11,000
It's been the best game of the Premier League season so far.

3003
03:10:12,740 --> 03:10:14,100
Brilliant save from Alison.

3004
03:10:14,440 --> 03:10:16,240
Alison Becker's strong.

3005
03:10:16,500 --> 03:10:16,860
Oak.

3006
03:10:17,280 --> 03:10:18,120
Oak arm.

3007
03:10:19,440 --> 03:10:20,580
Strong Brazilian.

3008
03:10:21,080 --> 03:10:21,600
Amazonian.

3009
03:10:21,720 --> 03:10:22,280
Oak tree.

3010
03:10:22,280 --> 03:10:24,780
Very strong.

3011
03:10:24,780 --> 03:10:26,380
For arm and fist.

3012
03:10:36,360 --> 03:10:37,480
Go Jomez.

3013
03:10:43,220 --> 03:10:46,140
Tyrionry and his magic hand of 2009-ish.

3014
03:10:46,220 --> 03:10:46,780
The other Jeff.

3015
03:10:47,340 --> 03:10:48,860
It was November I think.

3016
03:10:48,940 --> 03:10:50,200
November 2009.

3017
03:10:50,400 --> 03:10:51,040
I remember it.

3018
03:10:52,020 --> 03:10:52,840
Remember it well.

3019
03:10:56,420 --> 03:10:56,900
Maybe.

3020
03:10:57,140 --> 03:10:58,380
Maybe even October.

3021
03:10:58,380 --> 03:10:58,500
October.

3022
03:10:58,500 --> 03:11:26,720
What website are you watching it on Tom?

3023
03:11:26,720 --> 03:11:54,940
I have a subscription paid fully legitimate paid for subscription to soccer. I don't want to promote them you see so that's why I'm not going to tell you the name of them.

3024
03:11:54,940 --> 03:12:01,940
It costs a lot of money.

3025
03:12:01,940 --> 03:12:08,940
I have a subscription paid for the first time.

3026
03:12:08,940 --> 03:12:29,940
Where can I get a cold churn cap in Pat? How is it even Pat? I don't know but if you google it someone is selling them but not legitimate. I don't think you'll ever get legit because this was like an original pressing. Circa. I don't even know what you're.

3027
03:12:29,940 --> 03:12:40,940
I don't know. A few soup burps are hitting the scene now.

3028
03:12:40,940 --> 03:12:47,940
I don't know.

3029
03:12:47,940 --> 03:13:05,080
You should get on to selling them, Tammy.

3030
03:13:05,240 --> 03:13:08,720
I can't sell someone else's stuff, do you know?

3031
03:13:08,720 --> 03:13:09,480
Let's hope so.

3032
03:13:10,760 --> 03:13:11,720
And I've never...

3033
03:13:11,720 --> 03:13:14,720
I wouldn't be...

3034
03:13:15,320 --> 03:13:19,520
Having to deal with that, becoming a salesman of goods then,

3035
03:13:19,620 --> 03:13:26,120
wasn't ever in my to-do list, you know?

3036
03:13:30,780 --> 03:13:33,460
Then you're opening yourself up to customer services

3037
03:13:33,460 --> 03:13:36,540
and customer standards and practice and business and stuff, you know?

3038
03:13:36,600 --> 03:13:38,680
You might get people wanting to return...

3039
03:13:38,680 --> 03:13:42,240
Imagine having to deal with someone wanting to return stuff to you.

3040
03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:45,000
The headache and the heartache.

3041
03:13:47,780 --> 03:13:51,380
And the problem is the customer is always right, no matter what.

3042
03:13:52,540 --> 03:13:53,480
That's what they say.

3043
03:13:55,020 --> 03:13:56,500
The customer is always right.

3044
03:13:57,920 --> 03:13:59,400
So, uh...

3045
03:13:59,400 --> 03:14:01,920
You'd have to get someone who could deal with that, you know?

3046
03:14:02,060 --> 03:14:03,080
I couldn't...

3047
03:14:03,080 --> 03:14:04,380
Couldn't deal with it.

3048
03:14:04,380 --> 03:14:15,340
That's what I would say.

3049
03:14:15,420 --> 03:14:16,340
I'd be like...

3050
03:14:16,340 --> 03:14:17,760
Yep, they're in Hollyhead.

3051
03:14:18,900 --> 03:14:20,340
No, I don't know where they are.

3052
03:14:20,420 --> 03:14:20,940
They're in Hollyhead.

3053
03:14:23,240 --> 03:14:23,940
No luck.

3054
03:14:24,260 --> 03:14:24,900
They're in Hollyhead.

3055
03:14:24,980 --> 03:14:26,120
You'll get them after Christmas.

3056
03:14:27,920 --> 03:14:29,920
No, you will not get your money back.

3057
03:14:32,980 --> 03:14:34,480
I didn't predict the storm.

3058
03:14:37,360 --> 03:14:38,200
Who am I?

3059
03:14:39,040 --> 03:14:40,160
The storm master.

3060
03:14:43,600 --> 03:14:44,660
You'll get your hat.

3061
03:14:46,320 --> 03:14:48,040
You'll get your hat and you'll love it.

3062
03:14:50,920 --> 03:14:51,580
Shut up.

3063
03:14:53,360 --> 03:14:54,000
Do you hear me?

3064
03:14:55,280 --> 03:14:56,160
Shut your hole.

3065
03:14:56,460 --> 03:14:57,160
Merry Christmas.

3066
03:14:58,020 --> 03:14:59,440
That's the way it would go, I'm afraid.

3067
03:14:59,520 --> 03:15:01,320
Because I don't...

3068
03:15:01,320 --> 03:15:03,300
I get mad very easily.

3069
03:15:03,660 --> 03:15:03,960
Do you know?

3070
03:15:08,420 --> 03:15:15,300
I'd be on the phone listening to their shite and then I'd just start crunching a crisp packet.

3071
03:15:17,620 --> 03:15:19,040
Sorry, the line is...

3072
03:15:19,040 --> 03:15:21,080
The line is cracking up.

3073
03:15:22,240 --> 03:15:22,880
You said what?

3074
03:15:26,800 --> 03:15:28,640
Your child is crying, is it?

3075
03:15:29,720 --> 03:15:30,700
Didn't get the cap.

3076
03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:34,020
Yeah, well...

3077
03:15:34,840 --> 03:15:35,340
It wasn't...

3078
03:15:35,340 --> 03:15:37,260
It wasn't a child's cap anyways, man.

3079
03:15:38,600 --> 03:15:39,380
Merry Christmas!

3080
03:15:43,380 --> 03:15:44,880
This is Curtis Jones.

3081
03:15:44,880 --> 03:16:04,040
And I believe Cold John as a company don't even exist anymore.

3082
03:16:04,180 --> 03:16:09,600
They've changed their name to some other Tarmacadam or bitumen company or something.

3083
03:16:11,200 --> 03:16:12,920
Solas or Kolas or something.

3084
03:16:15,320 --> 03:16:21,520
I'm not sure whether or not Cold John even as a thing does not even exist anymore.

3085
03:16:22,260 --> 03:16:23,200
But I was always thinking...

3086
03:16:23,920 --> 03:16:25,280
Cold John.

3087
03:16:26,040 --> 03:16:27,840
What a quality name.

3088
03:16:28,580 --> 03:16:29,580
Like, John.

3089
03:16:30,240 --> 03:16:32,180
Sounds very kind of Chinese-y as well.

3090
03:16:36,740 --> 03:16:38,460
What happens if I lose the hat?

3091
03:16:38,520 --> 03:16:39,760
That's a big question as well.

3092
03:16:40,340 --> 03:16:42,460
It's been around the world with me.

3093
03:16:42,900 --> 03:16:44,340
And I've never lost it, you know?

3094
03:16:45,040 --> 03:16:46,680
If I lost it...

3095
03:16:46,680 --> 03:16:47,960
It'd be a fucking signal.

3096
03:16:48,940 --> 03:16:50,080
It would be a signal.

3097
03:16:50,220 --> 03:16:51,340
I need to get another one.

3098
03:16:51,940 --> 03:16:54,340
But I'd be more interested in trying to track down...

3099
03:16:55,200 --> 03:16:57,980
An original Cold John cap.

3100
03:16:58,420 --> 03:17:02,100
Maybe that could be an adventure in and of itself.

3101
03:17:02,360 --> 03:17:03,280
Trying to locate.

3102
03:17:03,700 --> 03:17:05,620
Because there must be more than...

3103
03:17:05,620 --> 03:17:08,040
There must have been a few of these made back in the day, you know?

3104
03:17:09,120 --> 03:17:10,640
So I've got the badge on it.

3105
03:17:10,680 --> 03:17:13,100
I can look at the serial and the date on it.

3106
03:17:14,720 --> 03:17:15,560
Here we go, look.

3107
03:17:16,860 --> 03:17:17,580
Style number.

3108
03:17:18,260 --> 03:17:18,700
4199.

3109
03:17:18,760 --> 03:17:19,800
100% cotton.

3110
03:17:20,080 --> 03:17:21,040
One size fits all.

3111
03:17:21,120 --> 03:17:21,880
Hand wash only.

3112
03:17:22,340 --> 03:17:23,200
Made in China.

3113
03:17:26,080 --> 03:17:27,580
There's the detail on it, like.

3114
03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:27,580
There's the detail on it, like.

3115
03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:28,260
There's the S.

3116
03:17:28,660 --> 03:17:30,400
There's the Premier League.

3117
03:17:31,100 --> 03:17:32,180
Player of the match today.

3118
03:17:32,440 --> 03:17:33,220
Two goals for him.

3119
03:17:33,300 --> 03:17:36,960
It means he's now got four goals in five appearances in the Premier League against Tottenham.

3120
03:17:38,400 --> 03:17:39,900
Those will be well-timed for him.

3121
03:17:40,220 --> 03:17:41,060
First goals in.

3122
03:17:41,820 --> 03:17:42,980
Ketipurus is Liverpool.

3123
03:17:43,700 --> 03:17:44,720
First in the Premier League.

3124
03:17:44,780 --> 03:17:45,060
Maybe.

3125
03:17:45,720 --> 03:17:49,000
Maybe we'll try and look into that and see how far we can get.

3126
03:17:51,040 --> 03:17:51,960
Thank you very much.

3127
03:17:52,060 --> 03:17:53,420
Main approval of stuff.

3128
03:17:55,520 --> 03:17:56,720
Very, very kind of you.

3129
03:17:57,480 --> 03:17:58,520
Great to see you, Tammy.

3130
03:17:58,520 --> 03:18:05,540
If you could become instantly a king of any country in the world, which one would you pick?

3131
03:18:08,380 --> 03:18:13,080
I would like to be the king of China, I think, for a day.

3132
03:18:15,680 --> 03:18:21,840
But I wouldn't like to be a monarch because I don't think anyone would really truly respect you.

3133
03:18:21,920 --> 03:18:24,240
They'd just be like fearing you and I'll let you know.

3134
03:18:27,140 --> 03:18:30,040
Probably a king in one of the countries where they love the king.

3135
03:18:32,300 --> 03:18:36,940
But it would have to be good weather.

3136
03:18:37,680 --> 03:18:39,880
So that rules out a lot of Europe.

3137
03:18:40,040 --> 03:18:41,100
Maybe the king of Spain.

3138
03:18:45,360 --> 03:18:47,560
I think I'd like to be the king of Spain.

3139
03:18:51,280 --> 03:18:51,680
Yeah.

3140
03:18:52,480 --> 03:18:53,680
That settles that one.

3141
03:18:56,760 --> 03:18:58,800
A great variety of places.

3142
03:18:58,920 --> 03:18:59,680
You've got good cities.

3143
03:18:59,880 --> 03:19:01,280
You've got Barcelona, Madrid.

3144
03:19:02,500 --> 03:19:02,860
Valencia.

3145
03:19:03,720 --> 03:19:05,700
And then you've got the Costa del Sol.

3146
03:19:06,760 --> 03:19:09,880
You've got international criminal cartels down there as well.

3147
03:19:09,940 --> 03:19:11,360
You could be doing deals with those boys.

3148
03:19:12,320 --> 03:19:13,160
You've got the desert.

3149
03:19:13,500 --> 03:19:15,340
If you need to bury any problems fast.

3150
03:19:17,920 --> 03:19:24,280
And a lot of the world speaks Spanish as well because of the colonization of the world.

3151
03:19:24,780 --> 03:19:25,220
So...

3152
03:19:25,220 --> 03:19:25,780
So...

3153
03:19:25,780 --> 03:19:30,100
Definitely Spain I'd say.

3154
03:19:30,740 --> 03:19:31,600
Definitely Spain.

3155
03:19:33,040 --> 03:19:34,080
Sorry, not Catalog.

3156
03:19:34,480 --> 03:19:38,280
Apologies to any Catalan people who think I'm lobbing you in.

3157
03:19:38,480 --> 03:19:40,360
But the reality is Catalan.

3158
03:19:42,860 --> 03:19:45,820
You're in that Spanish country's jurisdiction, aren't you?

3159
03:19:45,940 --> 03:19:48,420
I mean, I know you're semi-autonomous and whatnot.

3160
03:19:48,680 --> 03:19:50,020
But the reality is...

3161
03:19:51,820 --> 03:19:54,740
It is Spain, isn't it?

3162
03:19:55,180 --> 03:19:56,300
I mean, I know it's not.

3163
03:19:56,520 --> 03:19:57,200
And apologies.

3164
03:19:58,020 --> 03:20:00,620
But look at the map and the way it's drawn out.

3165
03:20:01,240 --> 03:20:02,240
And when I'm flying...

3166
03:20:02,240 --> 03:20:04,240
If I'm flying there...

3167
03:20:05,320 --> 03:20:06,560
You're going to Spain, you know?

3168
03:20:06,640 --> 03:20:10,200
And it's Spanish immigration control or passport control.

3169
03:20:10,840 --> 03:20:11,240
So...

3170
03:20:12,000 --> 03:20:13,560
Do you know?

3171
03:20:14,940 --> 03:20:16,600
And apologies to ETA.

3172
03:20:17,200 --> 03:20:20,140
Spanish separatists ETA.

3173
03:20:20,460 --> 03:20:23,340
Who I think are Basque separatists.

3174
03:20:23,820 --> 03:20:26,240
So I'm not sure they're Catalonian separatists.

3175
03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:29,600
I'm not sure if they fall under the same remit.

3176
03:20:30,220 --> 03:20:32,540
But I'm just going to put it out there to ETA as well.

3177
03:20:33,120 --> 03:20:34,040
Sorry about that, ETA.

3178
03:20:34,200 --> 03:20:35,420
And I hope you're getting on well.

3179
03:20:36,420 --> 03:20:39,380
I know that you're big, big fans of the stream.

3180
03:20:39,960 --> 03:20:40,220
And enjoy...

3181
03:20:41,380 --> 03:20:44,140
Watching Francis play Warzone and stuff like that.

3182
03:20:44,660 --> 03:20:46,160
Because you're into wars and guns.

3183
03:20:49,140 --> 03:20:51,580
Just going to finish this bourbon biscuit here.

3184
03:20:51,680 --> 03:20:52,260
And then that's it.

3185
03:20:52,320 --> 03:20:53,860
That's the whole pack again.

3186
03:20:57,200 --> 03:20:58,180
That's the end of that.

3187
03:20:59,200 --> 03:21:01,520
And I always say is...

3188
03:21:01,520 --> 03:21:06,180
Thank you for joining me for tonight's noodles.

3189
03:21:06,980 --> 03:21:08,780
Which was a lovely, lovely situation.

3190
03:21:09,460 --> 03:21:10,460
I feel content.

3191
03:21:11,360 --> 03:21:11,780
Happy.

3192
03:21:13,520 --> 03:21:14,000
Relaxed.

3193
03:21:15,160 --> 03:21:17,040
I'm ready to just wind down now.

3194
03:21:20,040 --> 03:21:22,660
I don't think I'll even fucking bother washing up.

3195
03:21:25,000 --> 03:21:25,960
I'm that happy.

3196
03:21:27,020 --> 03:21:28,680
I'm not even going to bother washing up.

3197
03:21:30,200 --> 03:21:31,160
I feel brilliant.

3198
03:21:32,300 --> 03:21:33,440
And we'll talk to you.

3199
03:21:33,640 --> 03:21:35,360
And tomorrow and the day after it's going to...

3200
03:21:35,360 --> 03:21:37,700
The weather is going to start getting mild as well.

3201
03:21:38,280 --> 03:21:39,140
Maybe not tomorrow.

3202
03:21:39,860 --> 03:21:41,400
But Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will.

3203
03:21:44,680 --> 03:21:46,280
Which sounds promising.

3204
03:21:48,280 --> 03:21:49,920
Thank you very much for joining us.

3205
03:21:50,040 --> 03:21:51,220
It takes two minutes to do.

3206
03:21:51,420 --> 03:21:52,580
It takes two minutes to do it.

3207
03:21:53,480 --> 03:21:54,540
It says no judging me.

3208
03:21:54,640 --> 03:21:56,360
If you're on about the washing up, I don't think...

3209
03:21:56,360 --> 03:21:58,400
I don't think I'd be doing that.

3210
03:22:00,000 --> 03:22:06,100
Oh yeah.

3211
03:22:06,420 --> 03:22:07,340
That was fantastic.

3212
03:22:08,440 --> 03:22:09,120
So good night.

3213
03:22:10,060 --> 03:22:11,260
And we'll talk to you later on.

3214
03:22:11,380 --> 03:22:12,400
We'll talk to you later on.

3215
03:22:12,500 --> 03:22:13,140
Okay Google.

3216
03:22:14,180 --> 03:22:16,700
Can you play Mr. Loverman by Shabba?

3217
03:22:19,600 --> 03:22:26,760
Okay Google.

3218
03:22:28,300 --> 03:22:29,300
Volume up.

3219
03:22:29,860 --> 03:22:30,340
Three.

3220
03:22:31,380 --> 03:22:32,080
Thanks for the tip.

3221
03:22:40,560 --> 03:22:41,820
Thank you very much.

3222
03:22:42,620 --> 03:22:43,940
Varnie teabag.

3223
03:22:45,100 --> 03:22:46,440
Very very kind here.

3224
03:22:48,780 --> 03:22:49,340
Sarah!

3225
03:22:49,340 --> 03:22:49,460
Sarah!

3226
03:22:51,020 --> 03:22:51,500
Sarah!

3227
03:22:53,840 --> 03:22:54,240
Sarah!

3228
03:22:59,240 --> 03:23:00,500
I'm the right man.

3229
03:23:00,820 --> 03:23:03,240
I'm the right man.

3230
03:23:03,240 --> 03:23:06,040
I'm the right man.

3231
03:23:06,280 --> 03:23:08,800
You make a lovely noodle and you look like a man.

3232
03:23:11,640 --> 03:23:11,960
Bo!

3233
03:23:14,200 --> 03:23:14,680
Go!

3234
03:23:14,680 --> 03:23:15,520
- Oh!

3235
03:23:15,520 --> 03:23:17,520
I'm going to cook the chicken.

3236
03:23:17,520 --> 03:23:45,520
I'm going to cook the chicken.

3237
03:23:45,520 --> 03:23:49,520
I want to sing this song, Mr. Wiggle Man.

3238
03:23:49,520 --> 03:23:51,520
Lovely Salah, Mr. Wiggle Man.

3239
03:23:51,520 --> 03:23:53,520
Salah!

3240
03:23:53,520 --> 03:23:55,520
Mohammed Salah!

3241
03:24:09,520 --> 03:24:13,520
I should have scraped that leaves off into the bin cupboard.

3242
03:24:13,520 --> 03:24:19,520
I'll just let it steep.

3243
03:24:19,520 --> 03:24:31,520
Let it steep.

3244
03:24:31,520 --> 03:24:45,520
Shabba!

3245
03:24:45,520 --> 03:24:47,520
Shabba!

3246
03:24:47,520 --> 03:24:49,520
Shabba!

3247
03:24:49,520 --> 03:24:51,520
Shabba!

3248
03:24:51,520 --> 03:24:53,520
Shabba!

3249
03:24:53,520 --> 03:24:55,520
Shabba!

3250
03:24:55,520 --> 03:24:57,520
Shabba!

3251
03:25:03,520 --> 03:25:09,100
I'm not gonna do that. Let it steep. We'll talk to you later on. We're gonna let that steep.

3252
03:25:10,100 --> 03:25:13,740
Good night and God bless. Thank you very much for joining us. We'll see you later on.

3253
03:25:13,740 --> 03:25:27,580
We'll see you later.
